Heat gets its payback with dominance, not fisticuffs

04/27/2014 12:01 AM

04/27/2014 1:32 AM

Well, the Heat visited Charlotte on Saturday night in Game 3 of their NBA first-round playoff series, and we all learned the answer to the pressing question.

“3-0 or 2-1?”

OK, that’s a good question, too, now that you mention it — Miami gunning for a safe 3-0 series lead or the Bobcats adding some drama at 2-1 entering Monday’s game there.

But the more pressing question to me entering this game was:

“Elbow or forearm?”

What body part would the Heat’s Udonis Haslem deploy as a projectile against Charlotte’s villainous Josh McRoberts? How would Haslem, Miami’s hit-man warrior, choose to avenge McRoberts’ hard forearm to LeBron James’ neck in Game 2? And when?

The safest bet wasn’t who’d win last night’s game. It was the likelihood that, at some point, Haslem would be loudly booed by the crowd while simultaneously chest-bumped by lauding teammates as McRoberts lay splayed in pain on the hardwood.

Coach Erik Spoelstra said there would be no retaliation for that play. At least that’s what I think he said. Incredulous media laughter was so loud the end of the sentence was drowned out.

James described himself as “attacked in the lane” by McRoberts and “elbowed in the throat.”

These things do not go unpunished, and McRoberts’ wrist-slap $20,000 league fine, with no suspension, was not sufficient.

Enter Udonis.

The arena playlist should have included Elton John’s Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting. Not that Miami’s enforcer needed the pump-up music.

Of course (I am writing this Saturday morning), there is always the chance there would be no retribution Saturday night. That McRoberts would go unpunished. That the mugging of LeBron would go unavenged. That Udonis would turn pacifist …

NAAAAAH!

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•  Meb Keflezighi, from San Diego, became the first American man since 1983 to win the Boston Marathon. The big loser? The terrorists whose bombs one year earlier made Boston and its marathon bounce back stronger than ever.
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• Montreal was the first team to advance past the NHL’s first round, but four other teams had a chance to follow Saturday or Sunday. Aside to Florida Panthers fans: You’ve probably forgotten, but we’re referring to the “Stanley Cup playoffs” in what is commonly called “the postseason.”
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• Angels’ Albert Pujols rather quietly became 26th member of the 500 home run club. Media blamed diminished attention on steroids era, but it’s also simple math. Put it this way: It was huge deal when Roger Bannister became first to break four-minute mile. Can you name the 26th man to do it?
• Yankees pitcher Michael Pineda was caught using pine tar. Imagine that: A guy whose surname begins with “Pine” using pine tar! “Yeah, that is weird,” teammate Alex Roidriguez said.
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• UFC parted ways with Fort Lauderdale fighter Thiago Silva after his arrest on a battery charge. Yeah, because the last thing UFC needs is to be associated with violence!
•  Parting thought: R.I.P., Earl Morrall, 79, selfless savior of the Dolphins’ 1972 Perfect Season.

About Greg Cote

Greg Cote

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Greg Cote has been a Miami Herald sports columnist since 1995 and also writes the Random Evidence blog and NFL predictions along with his notorious sidekick the Upset Bird. He has covered Hurricanes football (1984-88), the Dolphins (1990-91) and major events including Super Bowls, NBA Finals, World Series, Stanley Cup, Olympics and World Cup.

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