Andy Dalton tries to get himself and the Bengals upright Thursday night vs. Houston.
Andy Dalton tries to get himself and the Bengals upright Thursday night vs. Houston. Gary Landers Associated Press
Andy Dalton tries to get himself and the Bengals upright Thursday night vs. Houston. Gary Landers Associated Press

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Greg Cote has been a Miami Herald sports columnist since 1995 and also writes the Random Evidence blog and NFL predictions along with his notorious sidekick the Upset Bird. He has covered Hurricanes football (1984-88), the Dolphins (1990-91) and major events including Super Bowls, NBA Finals, World Series, Stanley Cup, Olympics and World Cup.
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