Submitted by Don Strock from Miami

Q: If Wannstache makes a splash at the Orange Bowl this year- any chance he returns to the Fins as a D Coordinator? Sorry, almost out of time, needed to come up with my weekly Wannstache reference, and this was the best I could come up with...

Answered 11/16/09 14:04:26 by Dan Le Batard

A: and on that note.....talk with you next week....thanks for making it fun again

Submitted by Amy Fisher from Long Island

Q: I don't think you look like Artie Lange at all. I think you look like Joey Buttafuoco.

Answered 11/16/09 14:03:51 by Dan Le Batard

A: if artie lange and joey buttafucco and mike golic could someone procreate in one awful sex orgy that i would never want to attend (and, in fact, i imagine happening in one of the dark-basement rooms on the seventh ring of Hell), the spawn would absolutely look like me....a little baby with my adult head

Submitted by Matt Geiger from The Slammer

Q: I hate Belichick, but I thought he absolutely made the right decision last night. The problem was, they made the tackle on the Colt RB who clearly wasn't thinking and who was going in for the TD with a minute left. Belichick's line of thinking was, "Convert the fourth down, or Indy scores quicker than they would've otherwise." While it's damning that he told his defense, "I have no faith in you", it's also refreshing at the same time. Last night was the first time i ever respected that pompous rear end. I'm not sure the '72 Dolphins would agree, but to hell with them.

Answered 11/16/09 14:02:31 by Dan Le Batard

A: why WOULD you NOT fear manning?

Submitted by Don from NYC

Q: Why does Dan Clark claim all that American Gladiator stuff was a silly distant thing from the past yet on his official website all he is hawking is gladiator stuff and the moniker Nitro along with a picture of him dressed up in full gladiator gear -

Answered 11/16/09 14:01:20 by Dan Le Batard

A: i think if you were an american gladiator once, you would understand

Submitted by Regis Philbin from leprechauntown

Q: Is there any way for Notre Dame to keep Charlie Weis after this season and NOT appear to be gigantic racists?

Answered 11/16/09 14:00:36 by Dan Le Batard

A: racists is a little strong....unfair isn't

Submitted by Gringo from Boca Raton

Q: What is a cholo?

Answered 11/16/09 14:00:06 by Dan Le Batard

A: you are looking at it, gringo

Submitted by Senator Geary from Las Vegas

Q: When Duke beats Miami this weekend, will you let us raise bloody hell then without being all moral and logical and high and mighty?

Answered 11/16/09 13:59:46 by Dan Le Batard

A: yes

Submitted by MaliciousGene from Okerlund, CA

Q: How many cocktails have you had today? I'm on #8, myself.

Answered 11/16/09 13:59:33 by Dan Le Batard

A: i can't drink two days in a row any more....once a week is my max, twice maybe if i'm chasing perfume

Submitted by Tired Of Losing from To Hell With Life

Q: Yeah, Stanford lost those games, and then improved as the year went on, cholo! Miami gets lucky against Florida State, lucky against Oklahoma, lucky against Wake Forest, lucky to play Georgia Tech after they've had 10 days off when Georgia Tech is playing their third game in 12 days, they should be 5-5 or 4-6 or even 3-7. What, did you and Shannon participate in some of those activities described by the 7th Floor Crew together? Come on, cholo!

Answered 11/16/09 13:58:55 by Dan Le Batard

A: stanford it 3-2 in their last five games

Submitted by bill simmons

Q: Did you finish my book yet?

Answered 11/16/09 13:57:53 by Dan Le Batard

A: no.....haven't read it....love bill......love his columns....thrilled that he has such a successful book.....basketball books never, ever sell....he is by far the most valuable employee espn has....and he should be paid like it....and someone will do soon what espn did when it hired rick reilly....the egos at espn hired rick simply because they wanted to take him from sports illustrated.....bill will have that same value to someone like yahoo or fox or some up and comer PLUS he has actual value with a following millions strong

Submitted by Typical Miamian from Anti-Rage Clinic

Q: I don't even know who the head coach of the hockey team (what are they called?) is, but I know he should be fired! In fact, firing's too good for him!

Answered 11/16/09 13:56:14 by Dan Le Batard

A: you dope....the name of the hockey coach is mike keenan....God, people around here don't know anything

Submitted by BDT from Philly

Q: I'm not sure why Hoch is so down on Nitro being "boring." The whole point of the segment was to get celebrities who knew nothing about football to pick games, but then you guys bring in a "celebrity" who played professional football. Either the producers (i.e. Hoch) didn't do their research or they chose to ignore that fact and now are "surprised" that Nitro was actually trying to analyze the games he was picking. I think all the blame has to fall on the producers for that one.

Answered 11/16/09 13:55:37 by Dan Le Batard

A: true....but they're also the ones who have made it damn entertaining

Submitted by Tired of losing from To hell with life

Q: Randy Shannon is 10-13 in conference play and 6-14 against teams with winning records. In the same amount of time (coming up on three years), Jim Harbaugh has Stanford demolishing Oregon and Southern Cal in back-to-back weeks. But, no, Randy needs time!!!!!

Answered 11/16/09 13:54:55 by Dan Le Batard

A: stanford has three losses too.....he lost at wake forest....lost to arizona and oregon state....those don't count?

Submitted by Canyon Man from Cruisin' around with my windows down

Q: Joey Porter...? A team leader or a team cancer?

Answered 11/16/09 13:54:16 by Dan Le Batard

A: team leader when he has 17 1/2 sacks....cancer when he is inactive....he was drinking at the heat game with me, by the way

Submitted by Yah Man from Kingston, Jamaica

Q: Are you tivoing Orpah today(Sarah Palin)? If Pitt makes it to a BCS game - will you being hosting a viewing party for the game? Make it a mustache event

Answered 11/16/09 13:48:39 by Dan Le Batard

A: Wannstache coming to Miami!.....told people last week that pitt was better than UM....everyone yelled at me.....what do you do with this information: Wannstache was a coach of the year in the nfl and has now resurrected pittsburgh.....this means what?