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Dan Le Batard joined The Herald back in 1990 and is a graduate from the University of Miami. Recognized as one of the top sports columnists today, Dan has covered several of sports' top events and is also a regular correspondent for ESPN. Dan will login every Monday between 1-2 p.m. to answer your questions. Can't stick around? Post your questions early for Dan to answer.
Submitted by Joe Momma from Miami
Q: You look like a chimp, you writing sucks, and your radio show is the worst retard dreck that has ever gone over the air. When you are on PTI, it is retarded. Any chance that you will join a monastery and never come back?
Answered 05/12/08 13:59:43 by Dan Le Batard
A: you guys think we should end on that one? cuz i do....Submitted by Im_So_Gay from San Diego
Q: Dan, I'm pregnant. I'm keeping it so you can't quit because we need the money.
Answered 05/12/08 13:59:00 by Dan Le Batard
A: it isn't mine....it is cote'sSubmitted by Dale from Ocala , Fl
Q: Hey Big Daddy, I am going to miss reading the posts by I'm So Gay. They always made me laugh. Please make sure you tell him how much you will miss him. Now on to my question, what are your plans with all of your free time? Please tell me you will be doing some PTI atleast. Take care.
Answered 05/12/08 13:58:36 by Dan Le Batard
A: some pti, some radio.....cote will continue it next week...i'm so gay doesn't have to be missedSubmitted by RobotChicken from Evergreen, CO
Q: The login in screen has "Receive more information from this Expert?". What "Expert" are they referring to?
Answered 05/12/08 13:58:10 by Dan Le Batard
A: lebostudios.comSubmitted by Bill Laimbeer from Detroit, Michigan
Q: Don't go!!!! We have no lives!!! What are we going to do now?????? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Answered 05/12/08 13:57:57 by Dan Le Batard
A: lebostudios.comSubmitted by A White Guy Named Je from No Cheering In The Press Box
Q: If Fidel dies, or if Ricky Williams flunks another drug test, or if Ricky and Fidel are caught in a Costa Rican brothel, will you temporarily suspend your sabbatical?
Answered 05/12/08 13:57:43 by Dan Le Batard
A: i won't suspend it....i might be with themSubmitted by Roger Pedacter from Somewhere grasping for straws
Q: So my theory is that the only reason Parcells hasn't traded Jason Taylor yet is because as long as JT is still a Dolphin, he will not win Dancing With The Stars, since the Dolphins are losers. Had he been traded, to any other team, he'd have a shot to win. The day after he's eliminated, he's traded. Do I have something here?
Answered 05/12/08 13:56:49 by Dan Le Batard
A: perfectSubmitted by Fake Sinise from Somewhere out there
Q: GIVE US BACK OUR Q&A BLOG!
Answered 05/12/08 13:56:14 by Dan Le Batard
A: cote takes over next weekSubmitted by Im_So_Gay from San Diego
Q: You were pretty drunk and it wasn't a cigarette, I'm just Asian.
Answered 05/12/08 13:56:00 by Dan Le Batard
A: that's what i meant....i've never seen smoke come off it beforeSubmitted by Kipland Ronald Dynam from Lonely and Desperate
Q: Ever have a crush on a female sportswriter? I had a major thing for Amy Niedzielka in the early 1990s. Whatever happened to her? Is she still in the industry?
Answered 05/12/08 13:55:37 by Dan Le Batard
A: i was pretty lazy early in my career, dating women in sports just because the respect factor was there before i had to earn it....but never a sportswriterSubmitted by Orlando from Miami
Q: What do you think of the candidates for the Florida Atlantic University Men's Basketball Job? Mike Jarvas might get it. What do you think of him?
Answered 05/12/08 13:54:52 by Dan Le Batard
A: can he recruit? he did at st. johns....found ron artest....that's all i care about in college basketball...can he get good players?....and i think a black man has an advantage getting black players over a white man, although jarvis has many qualifications beyond that one, obviouslySubmitted by Ben from Miami, FL
Q: I just want to wish you nothing but the best on your sabbatical/vacation/journey to enlightenment (Suey). I know you are not one for pleasantries; however, I am one of the few who do care. Thank you for giving this South Florida sports fan (and masochist) your honest opinions no matter how controversial they are. Even with all the losing that has gone on in this town, your columns and sense of humor were always a welcome remedy to my sorrows. I hope you find as much enjoyment on your journey as I receive from your work. By the time you get back to the paper, you might even be receiving press releases from yours truly. Meatball out!
Answered 05/12/08 13:53:56 by Dan Le Batard
A: very kind of you...thanks for taking the time to write thatSubmitted by Kelly Tripucka' from Unemployment line
Q: I want to be just like you when I grow up, even though you're only four years older than I am. Which fabric softener do you use? What brand do you smoke? I must know!
Answered 05/12/08 13:53:29 by Dan Le Batard
A: i smoked a cigarette for the first time in 20 years on saturday....it was awful....i was drunkSubmitted by Mac from Anytown, USA
Q: Dan, I wanted to wish you the best of luck w/ your book and time off. Sorry I can't join you in today's nonsense. Vios con Ginnos.
Answered 05/12/08 13:52:37 by Dan Le Batard
A: thanksSubmitted by Im_So_Gayer from Port St. Lucie
Q: Is it true that Bill Conlin once put a Chinese buffet out of business after one "light" lunch? That man looks like he could eat an entire buffalo. I bet he uses two rolls of TP per "trip"...
Answered 05/12/08 13:52:21 by Dan Le Batard
A: i could damage a chinese buffet