Carl Hiaasen

June 2, 2012 5:00 AM

Nude face-eating cannibal? Must be Miami

All of us who live in Florida struggle to explain this bizarre place to distant friends and family.

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Carl Hiaasen joined the Herald in 1976 and worked as a general assignment reporter, magazine writer and investigative reporter before starting his column in 1985.

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