<![CDATA[Columnist: Carl Hiaasen |]]> http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/ en-us Wed, 09 Aug 2017 20:17:02 EDT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss McClatchy Interactive's Escenic Wed, 09 Aug 2017 20:17:02 EDT Carl Hiaasen 60 webmaster@miamiherald.com ‘A jet-setting Jesus? I’m not seeing it …’ http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article212353394.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 01 Jun 2018 14:53:47 EDT

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Putnam keeps his deep-pocketed friends happy http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article211941034.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 25 May 2018 16:07:35 EDT

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Teacher drowns raccoons in front of students as a lesson - yes, only in Florida http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article211379009.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Thu, 17 May 2018 18:11:56 EDT

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‘Mr. Trump? Um, no, I don’t know any Mr. Trump’ http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article210492974.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 04 May 2018 15:54:16 EDT

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Scott’s already lost in the weeds — of West Virginia http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article210020729.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 27 Apr 2018 17:51:34 EDT

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EPA chief Pruitt is up to his knees in muck http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article208178899.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 06 Apr 2018 16:35:32 EDT

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‘I’m authentically sorry for the Facebook unpleasantness. Well, kinda, sorta sorry’ http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article206640769.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 23 Mar 2018 19:07:25 EDT

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Nobody ever said that saving the Everglades would be easy. Or quick. http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article205668884.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 16 Mar 2018 14:01:00 EDT

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‘No, no, everything is peachy-keen at the White House!’ http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article203208964.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 02 Mar 2018 18:24:36 EST

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‘Hey, Marjory Stoneman Douglas kids — Don’t ever let these cowards we elected wriggle off the hook.’ http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article201633874.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Thu, 22 Feb 2018 17:20:38 EST

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Going to school shouldn’t turn into a death sentence http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article200659634.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 16 Feb 2018 21:08:22 EST

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‘Hey, we can turn sea-level rise into a win-win, right?’ http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article199208284.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 09 Feb 2018 15:15:00 EST

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FBI agents are more courageous than Trump will ever acknowledge http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article198188659.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 02 Feb 2018 19:28:53 EST

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Some things should be obvious when you sleep with a porn star, but here we are http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article195596129.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 19 Jan 2018 16:57:00 EST

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With friends in high places, you, too, can prevent oil drilling http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article194559899.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sat, 13 Jan 2018 10:59:00 EST

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Geez, did I say ‘brick?’ No, no, Donnie, I meant Ivanka’s dumb as a stick! http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article193281959.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 05 Jan 2018 18:34:11 EST

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Brightline high-speed trains have a dark side http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article191402109.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sat, 23 Dec 2017 09:30:55 EST

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Let’s give Trump the TV remote, not the nuclear button http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article190067379.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 15 Dec 2017 17:39:43 EST

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Chance to drill off Florida’s coast has some salivating http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article188932834.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sat, 09 Dec 2017 01:29:23 EST

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‘I’m humbled and troubled — especially since I got caught.’ http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article187650228.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 01 Dec 2017 19:16:29 EST

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FSU right to suspend the dangerous idiocy of Greek life on campus http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article185268343.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 17 Nov 2017 15:24:54 EST

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Run for the Florida Legislature — you can’t beat the benefits! http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article184006061.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 10 Nov 2017 19:33:41 EST

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Hmm, will they let me wear my smoking jacket in solitary? http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article182626261.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 03 Nov 2017 17:12:53 EDT

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Squalid, violent juvenile-detention system gets what it pays for http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article181392891.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 27 Oct 2017 20:30:21 EDT

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Memo: The word “moron” is banned from the White House! http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article178618146.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Thu, 12 Oct 2017 23:17:44 EDT

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Negligence - yes, but also legislative cowardice to blame for nursing home deaths http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article176192596.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 29 Sep 2017 16:51:56 EDT

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We could guard Beyoncé for less than what it costs to protect EPA chief http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article174938816.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 22 Sep 2017 19:44:24 EDT

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If you think it was insane to stay while Irma raged, you probably don’t live in the Keys http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article173546276.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 15 Sep 2017 14:53:16 EDT

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Hurricanes bring certain certainties — despite uncertainty http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article171887242.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Thu, 07 Sep 2017 18:30:12 EDT

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Hey, who cut the eyeholes in Mar-a-Lago’s white tablecloths? http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article169544262.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sat, 26 Aug 2017 09:34:14 EDT

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