<![CDATA[Columnist: Carl Hiaasen |]]> http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/ en-us Wed, 09 Aug 2017 20:17:02 EDT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss McClatchy Interactive's Escenic Wed, 09 Aug 2017 20:17:02 EDT Carl Hiaasen 60 webmaster@miamiherald.com Let’s give Trump the TV remote, not the nuclear button http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article190067379.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 15 Dec 2017 17:39:43 EST

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article190067379.html
Chance to drill off Florida’s coast has some salivating http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article188932834.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sat, 09 Dec 2017 01:29:23 EST

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article188932834.html
‘I’m humbled and troubled — especially since I got caught.’ http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article187650228.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 01 Dec 2017 19:16:29 EST

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article187650228.html
FSU right to suspend the dangerous idiocy of Greek life on campus http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article185268343.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 17 Nov 2017 15:24:54 EST

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article185268343.html
Run for the Florida Legislature — you can’t beat the benefits! http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article184006061.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 10 Nov 2017 19:33:41 EST

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article184006061.html
Hmm, will they let me wear my smoking jacket in solitary? http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article182626261.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 03 Nov 2017 17:12:53 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article182626261.html
Squalid, violent juvenile-detention system gets what it pays for http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article181392891.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 27 Oct 2017 20:30:21 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article181392891.html
Memo: The word “moron” is banned from the White House! http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article178618146.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Thu, 12 Oct 2017 23:17:44 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article178618146.html
Negligence - yes, but also legislative cowardice to blame for nursing home deaths http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article176192596.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 29 Sep 2017 16:51:56 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article176192596.html
We could guard Beyoncé for less than what it costs to protect EPA chief http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article174938816.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 22 Sep 2017 19:44:24 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article174938816.html
If you think it was insane to stay while Irma raged, you probably don’t live in the Keys http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article173546276.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 15 Sep 2017 14:53:16 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article173546276.html
Hurricanes bring certain certainties — despite uncertainty http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article171887242.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Thu, 07 Sep 2017 18:30:12 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article171887242.html
Hey, who cut the eyeholes in Mar-a-Lago’s white tablecloths? http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article169544262.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sat, 26 Aug 2017 09:34:14 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article169544262.html
At lunch with Donald Trump, Gov. Scott was on the menu http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article168115512.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 18 Aug 2017 21:24:10 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article168115512.html
Science, shmience, let’s emit some gas! http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article166837362.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 11 Aug 2017 19:54:25 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article166837362.html
Huckabee Sanders’ book on Trump will be stranger than fiction http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article165566897.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 04 Aug 2017 18:41:40 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article165566897.html
Who’s the real animal? The shark abuser http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article164294022.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 28 Jul 2017 19:43:28 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article164294022.html
The rich are worried sick, but (tax) relief is on the way! http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article159184184.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 30 Jun 2017 20:01:43 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article159184184.html
Trump new policy shows he doesn’t really care about the Cuban people http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article157960779.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 23 Jun 2017 19:02:09 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article157960779.html
How the Republican Health Care Bill would change Medicaid http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article157550774.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Thu, 22 Jun 2017 10:29:13 EDT http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article157550774.html Shootouts where good guys win only happen in the movies — bad movies http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article156747474.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sat, 17 Jun 2017 13:00:32 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article156747474.html
Turns out, the joke was on Kathy Griffin http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article155412344.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 09 Jun 2017 19:01:08 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article155412344.html
Florida’s water seems free for the taking — at a cost to the rest of us http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article152954739.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 26 May 2017 19:03:40 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article152954739.html
‘With friends like this, I could get myself unelected!’ http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article151618902.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 19 May 2017 18:02:24 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article151618902.html
Let me show you how it’s done, Mr. President. Signed, ‘Tricky Dick’ http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article150300542.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 12 May 2017 20:33:14 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article150300542.html
Help for the Everglades is on the way — maybe http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article148964414.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 05 May 2017 20:16:31 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article148964414.html
You never want to hear: ‘Just hold still, and we’ll pry the jaws off.’ http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article147535984.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 28 Apr 2017 21:28:03 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article147535984.html
‘On United, removing reluctant passengers will no longer be a drag’ http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article144757659.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 14 Apr 2017 21:06:52 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article144757659.html
New ‘Stand Your Ground’ rules offer creative opportunities for defendants http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article143501879.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sat, 08 Apr 2017 02:37:43 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article143501879.html
Cut Ivanka Trump some slack — at least she’s sane http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article142077899.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 31 Mar 2017 20:24:07 EDT

]]>
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article142077899.html