In My Opinion
Fred Grimm: In the long run, ‘maquinitas’ didn’t beat the odds
Miami’s maquinitas are suddenly illegal. It’s official. The mayor said so.
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Fred Grimm joined the Herald in 1976. Since 1991 he has written a column about crime, politics and life in Broward.
E-mail Fred at fgrimm@herald.com
Disparate thoughts and random opinions of longtime Miami Herald columnist Fred Grimm
Miami’s maquinitas are suddenly illegal. It’s official. The mayor said so.
Almost. Almost a massacre. Almost a college campus horror. But last week’s thwarted killing spree had no discernible effect on Tallahassee’s gun fetish. Almost mattered almost not at all.
Someone left a SpongeBob SquarePants snow globe on Elizabeth Jacobson’s grave. A fuzzy yellow Easter Bunny. A sand dollar adorned with the yellow SpongeBob character.
It was a stampede of the disingenuous last week, as our astonished state legislators discovered what was at the crux of Internet cafes. Suddenly, like Captain Renault in Casablanca, they were shocked, shocked to find out that there was something hinky about Florida’s storefront casinos.
Swept along in traffic — too many cars driving too fast on two lanes — I caught a momentary glimpse of a farm cart rolling along the roadside.
Two dogs, with beseeching and mournful stares, plus a little drool for extra emphasis, have come to tell me that deadline is imminent.
Now we know. There was more to the NCAAs collusion with a convicted Ponzi schemer than an overzealous and ethically bent campaign to nail the University of Miami.
The term “non-profit” fits the NFL about as snuggly as a Randy Stark jersey draped across my wimpy shoulders.
For those of us who survived the invasion of ’85, forgetting is not so easy.
The high living, free spending, hard partying gang running Citizens Property Insurance Corp. must rank as the least-loved outfit in Florida. Other than the Miami Marlins.
Flout the law, you pay the price. Unless the transgressor happens to be a politically connected outdoor-advertising enterprise, happy to splash the mug of an influential state legislator across 32 billboards in his district. Then the price for ignoring state law comes with a very big discount.
Don’t know much about civil suits or liability law or wrongful death claims. I do know something about the public’s estimation of tow truck operators.
For the better part of two years now, Gov. Rick Scott and the Florida Republican Party have been scouring the state like a sheriff and his posse, hot on the trail of election bandits.
College students may think of themselves as dirt poor, but in Florida they're regarded as less than dirt.
I look at the House of Lies scandals, I see sleazy deals and political patronage and well-connected insiders who regard affordable housing as just another way to game the system.