The calendar for Nov. 8

RIBFEST

11 a.m.

Stuff your face with mouth-watering ribs and enjoy music by country singers Tracy Lawrence and Chuck Wicks at the annual Ribfest. $15 at Ticketmaster.com, kids 10 and younger are free, $5 parking. Homestead Air Reserve Park, Southwest 268th Street (Moody Drive) and 122nd Avenue. miamiribfest.com or 305-233-3150. 1257651741

COMING TO TOWN

Joan Rivers brings laughs to Arsht

Her face has, hmmm, changed over the years, but the way she talks is vintage Joan Rivers.

``Someone told me -- and I hate the term -- stars have very distinct voices. You know Cher, immediately. You know Liza, immediately,'' says Rivers, who performs Wednesday night in Miami. ``When I was a little girl, I picked up the phone and someone said, `Little boy, put your mother on.' I almost died. Now, Chastity Bono would have loved that!'' 1257668416

Celebrity birthdays on Nov. 8

CBS newsman Morley Safer is 78. Singer Bonnie Raitt is 60. Entertainment Tonight host Mary Hart is 59. Actress Alfre Woodard is 57. Actor Leif Garrett is 48. Actress Courtney Thorne-Smith is 42. Actress Parker Posey is 41. Actress Tara Reid is 34. Actress Dania Ramirez is 30. TV personality Jack Osbourne is 24. 1257651727

STAR BEAUTY

What's that smell? It's called fame

Celebrity fragrances are nothing new, but now it seems like everybody's coming out with one -- even Oscar winners (see Reese Witherspoon). Here's a sniff: 1257651741

CELEBRITY ROUNDUP

Kim and Reggie moving in together?

It really is hard keeping up with the Kardashians.

Kourtney is pregnant, Khloe is married (her and Lamar Odom's wedding video airs Sunday on the season opener of E!'s Keeping Up with the Kardashians), and now we get wind that Kim is house hunting in the Hollywood Hills with on-again beau Reggie Bush.