12/05/2010 12:00 AM
12/06/2010 6:33 PM
$24.99 plus shipping and handling from ThinkGeek Inc., 11216 Waples Mill Rd., Suite 100, Fairfax, Va. 22030; 888-854-4335 or 888-GEEKSTUFF; www.thinkgeek.com
Suggested by Bill Hudgins of Nashville
These days almost everybody carries a lot of gadgets — cellphones, iPads, iPods, electric nostril trimmers, Tasers, etc. Women can carry these gadgets in their purses, but men cannot carry purses unless they are willing to run the risk of appearing — not that there is anything wrong with it — French.
That’s why the gadget-owning man on your holiday list will love this gadget holster, which is extremely masculine while at the same time being very manly. It’s made of rugged studly black military/espionage/kung fu/Jedi Knight material. It has two straps, so you can strap it to your waist AND your thigh, which means that you will not lose your gadgets even in hand-to-hand combat. We know for a fact that Mr. Mike Tyson wears one of these and never takes it off, even in the shower. We have photographs.
Next gift: Camouflage Toilet Seat
DAVE BARRY 2010 GIFT GUIDE
- The "Flair Hair" Visor
- The Maniki Butt Bra for Men
- The Better Marriage Anti-Flatulence Blanket
- "Rear Gear" Pet Coverup
- BARK4BEER Dog-Collar Bottle Opener
- Gadget Holster
- Camouflage Toilet Seat
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