Barcelona forward Luis Suarez pass the ball against Real Madrid defender Raphael Varane during the first half of ''El Clasico Miami'' Barcelona-Real Madrid match as part of the International Champions Cup on Saturday, July 29, 2017, at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens.
Barcelona forward Luis Suarez pass the ball against Real Madrid defender Raphael Varane during the first half of ''El Clasico Miami'' Barcelona-Real Madrid match as part of the International Champions Cup on Saturday, July 29, 2017, at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens. David Santiago dsantiago@elnuevoherald.com
Barcelona forward Luis Suarez pass the ball against Real Madrid defender Raphael Varane during the first half of ''El Clasico Miami'' Barcelona-Real Madrid match as part of the International Champions Cup on Saturday, July 29, 2017, at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens. David Santiago dsantiago@elnuevoherald.com

Classic '98: Sofa Soccer

July 19, 1998 12:00 AM

About Dave Barry

Dave Barry

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Dave Barry has been at the Herald since 1983. A Pulitzer Prize winner for commentary, he writes about everything from the international economy to exploding toilets.