Dave Barry

February 3, 2013 10:59 AM

It’s getting a bit nutty down here

Excerpts from Dave Barry’s new novel, ‘Insane City.’ Here is an excerpt from Chapter 5. After a block and a half they came to the Clevelander, a legendary South Beach bar bearing no resemblance to anything that has ever existed in Cleveland. On a small stage next to the packed bar a woman wearing a basically invisible bikini was writhing to inhumanly loud pounding music.

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Dave Barry has been at the Herald since 1983. A Pulitzer Prize winner for commentary, he writes about everything from the international economy to exploding toilets.

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