Dave Barry

August 21, 2011 12:00 AM

BACK TO BASICKS

This Dave Barry column was originally published Sept. 4, 1994

Gather 'round, young people, because it's back-to-school time, and Uncle Dave wants to give you some important advice to help you excel in the classroom and have successful, rewarding careers, assuming that the Earth is not destroyed by giant comet chunks.

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