Dave Barry

November 22, 2009 3:01 AM

Mindless in Mickeytown

(This Dave Barry column was originally published March 30, 2003.)

Every year, we return to Orlando. Instinct makes us do this. We are like the salmon who must swim upstream to spawn, and die. They are lucky. We must go to theme parks.

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