Help stop elevator abuse

July 26, 2009 03:01 AM

UPDATED July 16, 2009 07:14 PM

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Dave Barry has been at the Herald since 1983. A Pulitzer Prize winner for commentary, he writes about everything from the international economy to exploding toilets.