Dave Barry

January 18, 2009 3:01 AM

Truck ads: Like a crock

(This classic Dave Barry column was originally published Dec. 21, 2003.)

Let's say you're a middle-aged guy. It's a Sunday afternoon, and you're watching a little football, defined as ''11 consecutive hours of football.''

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