Dave Barry

May 19, 2002 3:01 AM

On the swimsuit front

(This classic Dave Barry column was originally published May 19, 2002.)

Ladies: It's time to get in shape for swimsuit season! If you start a program of diet and exercise NOW, in just a few weeks you can shed that extra 10 pounds, so when it's time to ''hit the beach,'' you can put on that new bikini with the confidence that comes from knowing that you will immediately take off that new bikini, put on a bathrobe and spend the rest of the weekend in your bedroom, weeping and eating Häagen-Dazs straight from the container.

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