Sometimes a toilet is too beautiful to hide from the world, such as this one adorned with a Toilet Tattoo featured in 2012's Gift Guide.
Sometimes a toilet is too beautiful to hide from the world, such as this one adorned with a Toilet Tattoo featured in 2012's Gift Guide. BOB EIGHMIE MIAMI HERALD FILE PHOTO
Sometimes a toilet is too beautiful to hide from the world, such as this one adorned with a Toilet Tattoo featured in 2012's Gift Guide. BOB EIGHMIE MIAMI HERALD FILE PHOTO

Classic '97: Smell the roses

May 18, 1997 12:00 AM

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About Dave Barry

Dave Barry

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Dave Barry has been at the Herald since 1983. A Pulitzer Prize winner for commentary, he writes about everything from the international economy to exploding toilets.