<![CDATA[Dave Barry Living Columns & Blogs |]]> http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/ en-us Wed, 09 Aug 2017 18:32:47 EDT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss McClatchy Interactive's Escenic Wed, 09 Aug 2017 18:32:47 EDT Dave Barry 60 webmaster@miamiherald.com Classic '98: One nation, full of lard http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article3095311.html#storylink=rss Today I have an extremely important topic to discuss with you, but before I decide what it is, I need to "set the record straight" on something:

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Sun, 02 Aug 1998 00:00:00 EDT BY DAVE BARRY

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Classic '98: Sofa Soccer http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article210504829.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 19 Jul 1998 00:00:00 EDT

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Classic '98: PSSST! Great investment advice! http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article210157539.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 12 Jul 1998 15:06:52 EDT

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Classic '98: The ultimate threat http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article210141844.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 05 Jul 1998 00:00:00 EDT

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Classic '98: The great bat dung war http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article207509264.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 07 Jun 1998 00:00:00 EDT

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Classic '98: Going ballistic http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1927712.html#storylink=rss Every now and then somebody thinks up a new idea that is so totally revolutionary that it just totally revolutionizes everything. For example, in 1905 Albert Einstein stunned the scientific community when he announced that ''e'' is equal to ''mc squared.'' Until that point, scientists had no idea what ''e'' was equal to.

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Sun, 24 May 1998 00:00:00 EDT

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Classic '98: Manatee heaven http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article207339099.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 26 Apr 1998 00:00:00 EDT

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Classic '98: Look before you eat http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928377.html#storylink=rss I have received some important information via a letter from Claire Nordstrum, 13, a student in Wisconsin (state motto: "Moo"). Claire states that her science teacher told the class that "it's a proven fact that on average a person eats six spiders in a year." Another science fact this teacher revealed, according to Claire, is that "wood ticks breathe through their butts."

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Classic '98: The truth will set you free http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article205604594.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 15 Mar 1998 00:00:00 EST

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Classic '98: Mind your P's and Q's and teas http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1927738.html#storylink=rss Recently, I took part in a High Tea, which is a ritualistic British type of light meal involving a large quantity of etiquette. Generally, I do not get involved with any level of tea, even Low Tea.

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Classic '98: Take a bow, and another, and another http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article202883224.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 15 Feb 1998 00:00:00 EST

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Classic '98: Bad words, bad haiku, cool dudes http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article201643754.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 08 Feb 1998 00:00:00 EST

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Classic '98: Trains, planes, dog food http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article199890529.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 01 Feb 1998 00:00:00 EST BY DAVE BARRY

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Classic '98: Bon Appetit http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1927688.html#storylink=rss Cooking was invented in prehistoric times, when a primitive tribe had a lucky accident. The tribe had killed an animal and was going to eat it raw, when a tribe member named Woog tripped and dropped it into the fire. At first, the other tribe members were angry at Woog, but then, as the aroma of burning meat filled the air, they had an idea. So they ate Woog raw.

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Classic '98: Keeping abreast of the news http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1927875.html#storylink=rss Recently, one of our local TV news shows in Miami did a special investigative report on -- I swear -- brassiere sizes. The station promoted this report relentlessly for several days. Every few minutes, you would hear an announcer's voice saying, with an urgency appropriate for imminent nuclear attack: ''ARE YOU WEARING THE WRONG BRA SIZE?'' You would have thought that women were dropping dead in the street by the thousands as a result of improperly sized brassieres. I was becoming genuinely concerned about this problem, despite the fact that, except on very special occasions involving schnapps, I don't even ''wear'' a brassiere.

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Dave Barry’s 2017 Holiday Gift Guide http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article186107068.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 24 Nov 2017 07:00:00 EST

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What if the Russians hack the eclipse? Dave Barry answers your celestial questions http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article167175947.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Tue, 15 Aug 2017 07:30:00 EDT

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Dave Barry visits the Psychic Capital of the World. What could go wrong? http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article97208142.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Mon, 22 Aug 2016 16:55:30 EDT

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Sadly, Dong Dong can’t turn green water into wine http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article95616787.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 14 Aug 2016 12:02:29 EDT

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Of beer, a hotel fire and an Olympic venue that smells like farts http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article95535622.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sat, 13 Aug 2016 17:37:23 EDT

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The weird and wild — yet mellow — world of Copacabana Beach http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article95372092.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 12 Aug 2016 17:18:07 EDT

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