<![CDATA[Dave Barry Living Columns & Blogs |]]> http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/ en-us Wed, 09 Aug 2017 18:32:47 EDT http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss McClatchy Interactive's Escenic Wed, 09 Aug 2017 18:32:47 EDT Dave Barry 60 webmaster@miamiherald.com Classic '98: Bon Appetit http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1927688.html#storylink=rss Cooking was invented in prehistoric times, when a primitive tribe had a lucky accident. The tribe had killed an animal and was going to eat it raw, when a tribe member named Woog tripped and dropped it into the fire. At first, the other tribe members were angry at Woog, but then, as the aroma of burning meat filled the air, they had an idea. So they ate Woog raw.

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Classic '98: Keeping abreast of the news http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1927875.html#storylink=rss Recently, one of our local TV news shows in Miami did a special investigative report on -- I swear -- brassiere sizes. The station promoted this report relentlessly for several days. Every few minutes, you would hear an announcer's voice saying, with an urgency appropriate for imminent nuclear attack: ''ARE YOU WEARING THE WRONG BRA SIZE?'' You would have thought that women were dropping dead in the street by the thousands as a result of improperly sized brassieres. I was becoming genuinely concerned about this problem, despite the fact that, except on very special occasions involving schnapps, I don't even ''wear'' a brassiere.

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Classic '98: Resolve to be a better person -- someone else http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article194739744.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 04 Jan 1998 00:00:00 EST BY DAVE BARRY

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Classic '97: Mr. Language Person solves your weird word problems http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1928613.html#storylink=rss Once again, our glands are swollen with pride as we present ''Ask Mister Language Person,'' the column that answers your common questions about grammar, punctuation and sheep diseases. Mister Language Person is the only authority who has been formally recognized by the American Association of English Teachers On Medication. (''Hey!'' were their exact words. ''It's YOU!'')

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Classic '97: Clueless http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article194221029.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 07 Dec 1997 00:00:00 EST

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Dave Barry’s 2017 Year in Review: Did that really happen? http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article192007484.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 29 Dec 2017 07:00:00 EST

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Classic '97: Attack of the killer trees http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article190625294.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 14 Dec 1997 00:00:00 EST

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Classic '97: The sky is falling http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article189342684.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 07 Dec 1997 00:00:00 EST BY DAVE BARRY

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Classic '97: A superior intelligence http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article188626459.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 23 Nov 1997 00:00:00 EST BY DAVE BARRY

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Classic '97: The Final Exam http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article185833088.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 16 Nov 1997 00:00:00 EST BY DAVE BARRY

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Dave Barry’s 2017 Holiday Gift Guide http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article186107068.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 24 Nov 2017 07:00:00 EST

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Dave Barry's 2017 Holiday Gift Guide http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article186159328.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Wed, 22 Nov 2017 18:43:50 EST http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article186159328.html Classic '97: Votes for sale http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article185051178.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 30 Nov 1997 00:00:00 EST BY DAVE BARRY

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Classic '97: Home schooling http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article183756256.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 02 Nov 1997 00:00:00 EST BY DAVE BARRY

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Classic '97: Go Jets http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article1935791.html#storylink=rss (This classic Dave Barry column was originally published Sunday, October 26, 1997)

I have some news that is going to cause you taxpayers to want to throw down this newspaper and dance the Funky Chicken of Joy. Here it is: The B-2 "Stealth" bomber can get wet! Hurrah!

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Even with Irma knocking at our door, we here in Miami are NOT FREAKING OUT AT ALL! http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article171702477.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Thu, 07 Sep 2017 07:42:32 EDT

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What if the Russians hack the eclipse? Dave Barry answers your celestial questions http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article167175947.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Tue, 15 Aug 2017 07:30:00 EDT

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Dave Barry’s Year in Review: 2016 — What the ... ? http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article123321019.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 30 Dec 2016 10:00:00 EST

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Dave Barry’s 2016 Holiday Gift Guide http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article118002173.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 02 Dec 2016 06:00:00 EST

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Dave Barry's 2016 Holiday Gift Guide http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/gift-guide/article118172533.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Thu, 01 Dec 2016 10:34:22 EST http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/gift-guide/article118172533.html Dave Barry does Key West, and even he sounds like Jimmy Buffett http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article97208597.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Mon, 22 Aug 2016 17:43:50 EDT http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article97208597.html A Brief History of Florida, according to Dave Barry http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article97208577.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Mon, 22 Aug 2016 16:57:20 EDT

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Dave Barry visits the Psychic Capital of the World. What could go wrong? http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article97208142.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Mon, 22 Aug 2016 16:55:30 EDT

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Who needs nude badminton when there are rackets made from breadsticks? http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/olympics/article95742587.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Mon, 15 Aug 2016 13:01:14 EDT

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Sadly, Dong Dong can’t turn green water into wine http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article95616787.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sun, 14 Aug 2016 12:02:29 EDT

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Of beer, a hotel fire and an Olympic venue that smells like farts http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article95535622.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Sat, 13 Aug 2016 17:37:23 EDT

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The weird and wild — yet mellow — world of Copacabana Beach http://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article95372092.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Fri, 12 Aug 2016 17:18:07 EDT

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Rio update: Cupping, gripping and the cheeseburger shortage http://www.miamiherald.com/latest-news/article94797062.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Wed, 10 Aug 2016 11:26:33 EDT

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U.S. women’s volleyball players hug their way to victory http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/olympics/article94596762.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Tue, 09 Aug 2016 14:18:26 EDT

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In search of celebrities: Hippie Fair, Al Roker and Dong Dong http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/olympics/article94369762.html#storylink=rss Click to Continue »]]> Mon, 08 Aug 2016 12:54:59 EDT

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