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February 17, 2009 11:15 PM

Masters of the Uterus

Evolution is moving in the right direction. Thanks to science we no longer need men. We can kill bugs, fix leaky faucets, and have children on our own. All we need is a few token breeder males, a stud farm of sorts. We'll keep the handsome, smart ones, who aren’t afraid to express their emotions. What a fantastic way to move forward. We can even choose the sex of our children before they’re born. Women’s basketball teams not getting the attention they deserve? No...

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