Me: Hi Cookie, how was your day?
Her: Hi mommy how was your day?
Me; Penelope eat your vegetables.
Her: Mommy eat your vegetable.
Me: Penelope don’t do that.
Her: Cat don’t do that. Mommy don’t do that. Wind don’t do that. Thunder – stop that!
Me: Stop making my life harder
Her: Mom, you make my life hard
Me: You’re three.
Her: I’m four (Well, she’s not exactly me)
Me: Tourists go home. You’re clogging up the roads.
Her: (with emphasis) Cars go home you’re making me and my mommy’s life harder.
That’s my girl.