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March 19, 2009 4:25 PM

Climaxing During Childbirth

Important news for anyone who is pregnant or getting pregnant: you have one more hoop to jump through if you want to give birth the “right” way. For women who have just moved here from the jungle (one without TV or Internet) or have never spent Tuesday morning at a Gymboree, the “right” way is via natural birth. This means a midwife, a birthing tank, and a dolphin. No medicines and no machines and preferably at home even if your ankles were too swollen to have allowed you to wash...

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