REALITY TV: Jon Gosselin and the Octomom may get a show together. That sure would give 18 Kids and Counting a run for its money.

MADONNA: The pop queen has promised electricity to a Malawi village. Some of the light will come off her halo.

DAVID SPADE: The comedian is taking heat for his DirecTV ad, which ``features'' his late friend Chris Farley. Comedy 101: Don't make people sad.

ANGELINA JOLIE: A vicious rumor spread that she had slept with her late mother's lover at age 16. Jennifer Aniston couldn't be reached for comment.

CHARLIZE THERON: The bombshell kissed a woman who bid $140,000 for her at a charity event. She's currently installing mistletoe in her house in case the whole acting thing doesn't work out.

JENNIFER ANISTON: The Love Happens star may host a talk show on Oprah's new cable channel. Well, we know the focus can't be dating advice.

ADAM JASINSKI: The winner of Big Brother 9 was ordered held without bail on a federal drug charge. At least he's used to confinement.

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