Dave Barry’s Gift Guide

The holiday season is here: It’s time to do your gift shopping!

‘ON THE GO’ CHARACTER INFLATABLE POTTY SEAT

Suggested by Peter Metrinko of Gainesville, Va.
EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS DISPENSER

$6.95 plus shipping and handling from Archie McPhee and Company, 10915 47th Ave. W., Mukilteo, Wash. 98275, 425-349-3009, www.mcphee.com
MEGA PLUMBER ACTION HERO

$10 plus shipping and handling from American Standard Plumber Protects League, 1 Centennial Plaza, Piscataway, NJ 08855-6820, 800-442-1902; www.plumberprotects.com
SQUIRREL AND CHICKEN MASKS

$19.43 and $24.95 plus shipping and handling from www.amazon.com
POTATO-CHIP-GRABBING HAND

$3.50 (price includes shipping and handling) from BestOfferBuy.com, 2A Jalan Ayer, Singapore 389141; www.bestofferbuy.com
TOILET TATTOOS

$24.99 plus shipping and handling from Lena Fiore’, Inc., 1039 Riviera Way, Macedonia, Ohio 44056, 330-468-3226; www.toilet-tattoos.com
‘THE WOOFER’ WEARABLE SOUND SYSTEM FOR DOGS

Suggested by Martha Kokes of Burlingame, Calif.
ARTIFICIAL GRASS FLIP-FLOPS

$30.59 (approximate - $29.95 AUD) plus shipping and handling from www.kusashoes.com
INFLATABLE UNICORN HORNS FOR CATS

$5 plus shipping and handling from Archie McPhee and Company, 10915 47th Ave. W., Mukilteo, Wash. 98275, 425-349-3009, www.mcphee.com
NFL PRO TOASTER

Suggested by Terri Card of Corvallis, Ore.
TRAILER-HITCH-MOUNTED STRIPPER POLE

$449 plus shipping and handling from Platinum Stages, 1582 Monrovia Ave., Newport Beach, Calif., 92663, 866-857-6537; www.platinumstages.com