The Birds-Away Attack Spider

$15 plus shipping and handling from Sophron Marketing, 11094 Mt. Brow Rd., Sonora, Calif. 95370, 888-767-4766; www.attackspider.com

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Earshadze

Cost and availability unknown. Purchased at a dollar store near the Key Largo public library. Suggested by Barbara Hampson-Keller of Homestead

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Butthead Game

$12.98 plus shipping and handling from The Lighter Side, P.O. Box 25600, Bradenton, Fla. 34206-5600, 800-232-0963; www.lighterside.com

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The Great Big World of Nematodes Coloring Book

By Dr. John Chitambar Distributed free to students at California's State Scientists' Day by The California Dept. of Food and Agriculture's Plant Pest Diagnostics Laboratory, 3294 Meadowview Rd., Sacramento, Calif. 95832.

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Disguised Nasal-Hair Trimming Finger

$9.98 plus shipping and handling from Harriet Carter, Dept. 36, North Wales, Pa. 19455, 800-377-7878; www.harrietcarter.com Suggested by Judy Brown of Jamesville, N.Y. and Andrea Higgins of Mount Pocono, Pa.

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Pee-Pee Teepees

$14 plus shipping and handling from Uncommon Goods, 303 W. 10th St., 2nd Floor, New York, N.Y. 10014, 888-365-0056 (fax 212-462-0090); www.uncommongoods.com

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Custom-Printed Toilet paper

$12 per roll (minimum of 4) and up, from Carlberg Design, Inc., 1215 E. Clary St., Petersburg, Ill. 62675, 866-337-4441 (fax 217-632-0124);

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Motorized Ice Cream Cone

$8.95 plus shipping and handling from Ouray Toys, Inc., P.O. Box 1029, Ouray, Colo. 81427, 866-869-4800; www.ouraytoys.com Suggested by many inert readers.

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Toilet Monster

$15.89 plus shipping and handling from Prank Place, 600 Four Rod Rd., Berlin, Conn. 06037, 800-901-1163; www.PrankPlace.com Suggested by Dan Sauberlich of Rockford, Ill. and Layla Bohm of Lodi, Calif.

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Electronic Message Brassiere

$500 plus shipping and handling from Enlighted Designs Inc., P.O. Box 231548, Encinitas, Calif. 92023-1548, 760-505-3343 (US Pacific Time Zone) (fax 208-723-7139),

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Cruzin Cooler

$349 and up, plus shipping and handling, from Yachtsee.com, 16458 Bolsa Chica St., #404, Huntington Beach, Calif. 92649, 888-774-7372;

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Marie Antoinette Action Figure

$8.95 plus postage and handling from Archie McPhee, P.O. Box 30852, Seattle, Wash. 98113, 425-349-3009 (fax 425-349-5188); www.mcphee.com

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Camo Cough Silencer

$24.99 plus shipping and handling from Cabela's, 115 Cabela Dr., Sidney, Neb. 69160, 800-237-8888 (fax 308-254-6745); www.cabelas.com

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Snow-Thrower Cab

$89.99 plus shipping and handling from Improvements, Hanover, Pa. 17333-0084, 800-642-2112; www.ImprovementsCatalog.com Suggested by Connie King of Beavercreek, Ohio.