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• GOOD burrppppp BOY

  How to Train Your Dog to Get You a Beer

  (Thanks to Ralph)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 03, 2012, 6:06pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• THERE IS NO HIGHER PRAISE

  Michael Fassbender vomited on by star-struck fan

  (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 03, 2012, 4:29pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• CLASSIFIED AD OF THE WEEK SO FAR

  He rejected the assertion that his actions were discriminatory towards little people. “F*** if I care,” he said. “They know they are midgets. I’m not being politically correct about this.”  He took a similar stance on violence. “Violence would be if I asked the midget to kick her hard [...]

  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 03, 2012, 4:27pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• OUR MONEY IS ON THE DOG POOP

  Duisburg lawyers fight dog poop with flags

  (Thanks to The Perts)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 03, 2012, 4:12pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• You CAN go home again...

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  Please pardon this post. I'm incredibly hungover.
  
  Know why?
  
  Because I went to the Abbey last night... and it's a pleasure to be able to say that sentence again.
  
  The Abbey, definitely my favorite beer-hole on 16th between Alton and Lenox, has been shuttered [...]
  From Superbee's Philosophy at March 03, 2012, 9:48am in Personal

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• CSI: CAMBRIDGESHIRE FENS

  “In all our years of investigating cases of fly tipping none of us have ever come across a 12 foot metal gorilla."

  (Thanks to Ralph)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 03, 2012, 6:54am in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER MOTHBALL

  Photographer meets FOOT-WIDE moth in the Himalayas

  (Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 03, 2012, 6:49am in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• Thought for the Weekend

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  Lips don’t fail me now.  This would inspire me to drink my face right off my head. [...]
  From Obalesque at March 03, 2012, 12:05am in Personal

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• THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

  A council in eastern Victoria has issued a warning about potentially dangerous pine cones falling from a tree in the town of Warragul.

  (Thanks to Ralph)

  We saw The Potentially Dangerous Pine Cones open for Phish.

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 02, 2012, 4:41pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• THIS IS BASICALLY HOW WE MAKE PANCAKES

  Truck Fire Burns More Than Ton Of Butter On Ky. Interstate

  (Thanks to Greg Snow)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 02, 2012, 4:31pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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