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  Glad Tidings Assembly of God stages mock kidnapping of youth group — but failed to warn parents

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 27, 2012, 1:03pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME

  Presenting the Squirrel-Tracking Water Cannon.

  (Thanks to Ric Williams)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 27, 2012, 12:02pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• WE NEED TO BE PREPARED

  What If All of America's Toilets Were Flushed Simultaneously?

  (Thanks to Bruce Webster)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 27, 2012, 12:00pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• THEREBY QUALIFYING FOR A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

  Brainless slime able to trace map of Canada’s highway system

  (Thanks to Nigel Grout)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 27, 2012, 11:58am in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• THUS EXPLAINING WHY HE CHOSE A CAREER IN POLITICS

  Town councillor Simon Parkes: My mum was a 9ft green alien

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Bruce Webster)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 27, 2012, 11:52am in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• ATTENTION, OBESE DOGS:

  Help is here.

  (Thanks to Ralph)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 27, 2012, 10:41am in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• WE'RE SURE IT WAS MEANT IN A POSITIVE WAY

  FREMONT — Police are investigating after a smelly dead muskrat was left on a teacher's chair in a classroom at Ellis School.

  (Thanks to Samuel Sprague)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 27, 2012, 10:38am in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• GRAFFITI OF THE WEEK SO FAR

  Har.

  (Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 27, 2012, 10:34am in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• WAIT... YOU CAN GET IT DELIVERED?

  Medical Marijuana Deliveryman Robbed By Baton-Wielding Ninjas In West Covina

  (Thanks to Jeffrey Brown and Loudmouth)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 27, 2012, 9:18am in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• Get guns, not hoodies, off the streets

  Here’s a thought: Instead of telling our kids to stop wearing hoodies, let’s tell people to stop carrying guns. It angers me that we’ve become obsessed with a zip-up hooded sweatshirt – something my kids wear to middle school every day – as if this piece of clothing killed [...]
  From mama sass at March 27, 2012, 7:00am in Personal, Life, Parenting

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