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• THE HORROR OF LIFE IN PARK SLOPE

  “Along with the first truly beautiful day of the year, my son and I had our first ruined day at the playground,” the poster named Sarah somberly recounted. “Two different people came into the actual playground with ice cream/Italian ice push carts. I was able to avoid it for [...]

  From Dave Barry's Blog at April 02, 2012, 8:13am in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

  Don't ask.

  (Thanks to The Perts)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at April 02, 2012, 8:04am in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• WE'VE ALL SUCCUMBED TO IT

  A grandmother, Margaret Perry, admitted "hydrangea rage" after a foul-mouthed outburst against her neighbours, a court heard.

  (Thanks to Ralph)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at April 02, 2012, 8:01am in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• Dialing for Dullards

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  Sunday mid-morning.  I’m on my third cup of coffee, the Miami Hurled already in the recycle pile, well into the New York Times.  The phone rings.  Stupidly, I answer it. “Hello!  This is the Jumping Anaconda survey service.  We’d like … Continue reading → [...]
  From Obalesque at April 02, 2012, 1:05am in Personal

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• THOSE SOUND LIKE AIRTIGHT ALIBIS TO US

  He told police that he was just looking for a pregnant horse, which was loose. She says she was just out looking for peat moss in order to decorate for a wedding, and wasn't wearing any shoes or a shirt while doing so.

  (Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at April 01, 2012, 4:48pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• Miami Captured: Trains, Busses, a Bit of Frustration and Lots of Patience

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  Fellow blogger Rick from South Florida Daily Blog recently posted a story on the amount of time he has wasted driving through our main thoroughfares because of traffic nightmares in peak hours.
  This gave me food for thought. [...]
  From sex and the beach at April 01, 2012, 2:19pm in Personal

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• TRIBE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

  Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Tribe of the Week So Far.

  (Thanks to The Perts)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at April 01, 2012, 7:51am in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY

  "I've got a better chance of getting struck by lightning" than winning the lottery."

  (Thanks to jon harris and Jenny Kellner)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at April 01, 2012, 7:50am in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• RECAP OF NATIONAL CLEAVAGE DAY

  Apparently things got pretty wild.

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at April 01, 2012, 5:40am in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• Howard Greenberg Must Be On Crack.

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  So, on Friday, the Sun Sentinel posted a letter from their publisher and CEO, Howard Greenberg.  He's the man who took a mediocre paper and turned it into something birds won't shit on.
  
  The gist of the article; this blithering idiot  the Sun-Sentinel wants to CHARGE us to' [...]
  From Man or Maniac? at April 01, 2012, 12:16am in Personal

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