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  Cocaine Princess here.
  
  Sorry for the short post. I’ve had a full and busy week.
  
  Let’s see, there was so much happening this week: March Madness at the malls, Fashion Week in the city and Spring Break! Sister took full advantage of her spring break [...]
  From Cocaine Princess at March 16, 2012, 12:01am in Personal

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• SOON WE WILL HAVE NO FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS LEFT

  A man who tried to strangle a pet goat in a rage because he couldn't find his house keys has been sentenced to community detention.

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 15, 2012, 5:49pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL UPDATE

  Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Major League Baseball Update.

  (Thanks to Peg Alpin)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 15, 2012, 5:46pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• THEY ALSO INCREASINGLY TURN TO THE INTERNET

  Galit Shohat-Ophir, the team’s lead researcher, and her colleagues discovered that the more a male fruit fly’s sexual advances are rejected, the more likely the fly will turn to alcohol as a consolation.

  (Thanks to jon harris and Albert York)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 15, 2012, 5:44pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

  Face of sci-fi alien ET spotted in tree trunk by Wiltshire pensioner

  (Thanks to Anil Haji)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 15, 2012, 5:40pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• THE IMPORTANT QUESTION IS: DID HE WASH HIS HANDS?

  Police Chief Michael Martinsen placed his handgun on a urinal while he used the facilities and left it behind.

  (Thanks to jon harris)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 15, 2012, 5:37pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• NEXT: GIANT ALBINO SEWER ALLIGATORS

  New frog species discovered in New York City

  (Thanks to The Perts)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 15, 2012, 5:35pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

  Mysterious hog farm explosions stump scientists

  (Thanks to RussellMc)

  We saw Mysterious Hog Farm Explosions open for the Archies.

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at March 15, 2012, 5:32pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• Mindful Meditation in Relationships

  Relationships aren’t destroyed by cataclysmic arguments. They are eroded by the little things that happen over time. We’re all excited when a relationship starts. We watch what we do. We edit our actions and mind our words. We gloss over the details because we love the dream of what could [...]
  From coupledumb.com at March 15, 2012, 2:49pm in Living, Health, Life, Parenting, Personal

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• Doonesbury Update: Abort Retry Censor

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  Follow this link to today’s strip, which I suspect is the one the Miami Hurled has removed from the comics page. (I can’t say for sure because neither my  Hurled nor my NY Times  was delivered this morning.  The Times … Continue reading → [...]
  From Obalesque at March 15, 2012, 12:01pm in Personal

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