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• WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR LIFT POO CULPRIT

  Groin-Biting Insects.

  (Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at April 04, 2012, 4:49pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• APOCALYPSE UPDATE

  Easter Bunny arrested after shift

  (Thanks to Ralph, who observes, "Hare today, goon tomorrow.")

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at April 04, 2012, 4:44pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• YET ANOTHER SIGN OF THE WORSENING DRUG CRISIS

  Now, at college campuses and state fairs around the country, tens of thousands of people go to watch cricket spitting.

  Key Byline: "Scooby Axson"

  (Thanks to funny man)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at April 04, 2012, 4:40pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• INCREDIBLY, ETC.

  The men, all 20, stripped, loaded themselves in a shopping cart, set the automatic car wash to “typhoon” or “super typhoon” and went in, according to The Vancouver Sun.

  (Thanks to B'game)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at April 04, 2012, 4:27pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• HOW SLOW IS THE NEWS IN WALES?

  Pretty slow.

  (Thanks to The Perts)

  But not as slow as in Ohio.

  (Thanks to Harry Farkas)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at April 04, 2012, 4:21pm in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• Williamsburg Fashion: Commit To The Bit

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  Editor’s note: Here’s what’s happening. I spent two years building this blog. It helped get me a sweet NYC job. Now, I’m figuring out which direction I should take with it – post-by-post. Thanks for sticking around.

  I saw several stupid outfits on the L train this morning.

  For those familiar [...]

  From Workin' On a Ramp at April 04, 2012, 12:27pm in Living, Life, Personal

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• 5 Ways We Screw Ourselves Up

  When someone uses the word ‘relationship’ we automatically assume there is another person involved. Relationships are simply connections. One of the most ignored and abused relationships people maintain is their relationship with themselves. How do you feel about you? How do you treat yourself? Are you too easy or too [...]
  From coupledumb.com at April 04, 2012, 12:14pm in Living, Health, Life, Parenting, Personal

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• BAD SIERRA

  Dog eats man’s Masters tickets right before he leaves for Augusta

  (Thanks to John Gregg, Bill Hudgins and cyberick)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at April 04, 2012, 11:01am in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• WE SAW LIFT POO CULPRIT OPEN FOR THE RAMONES

  Covert camera demand to catch lift poo culprit

  Key Quote: "If it's a dog it must have incredibly large bowels and a very large bladder."

  (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at April 04, 2012, 10:59am in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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• OHIO SOCIAL NOTE

  Bride's 'sister-in-law' arrested after she 'refused to stop slow dancing with the groom... and then hit a cop'

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says, "You will never guess what was involved.")

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  From Dave Barry's Blog at April 04, 2012, 10:56am in MiamiHerald.com Blogs, Personal

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