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• Naked Man Enters Yard, Chokes Dog, Bites Homeowner Before Being Shot and Arrested

  Last year Florida witnessed some crazy sh*t, most famously "Miami Zombie" Rudy Eugene tearing the face off of Ronald Poppo before dying in a flurry of bullets.Well, 2013 isn't starting out any mo...

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• Deni Noa Punched Woman Then Stripped Naked and Laid Down On the Road

  It was a wild New Year's Eve for Florida Keys resident Deni Noa.According to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office, the 24-year-old Stock Island resident reached into a car and punched a woman in th...

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• David Ryan Sells Saddam Hussein's Guns: Quentin Tarantino, Can You Hear Me?

  David Ryan, a lawyer who was disbarred for stealing from others' trust accounts and couldn't even declare bankruptcy right, has been accused with trying to sell guns stolen from the family of Sadd...

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• Miami Beach Police Find Dead Man at Marseilles Hotel

  Nothing rings in the new year like a suspicious death in Miami Beach.According to city police spokeswoman Det. Vivian Hernandez, homicide detectives are investigating a dispute between a couple wh...

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• Fiscal Cliff Averted, No Thanks To Marco Rubio or Trio of South Florida Representatives

  Today is going to be a real bitch, Miami. No question about it. You're back at work already, but those three bottles of champers you chugged on New Year's Eve are not done with you yet. Right now,...

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• Florida State vs Northern Illinois: The 2013 Orange Bowl Haters Guide

  Tonight, the Orange Bowl, once one of the premier college bowl games in the land, continues its sad slope into mediocrity by featuring the champion of the worst big conference that will actually e...

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• South Beach's Corrupt Projects: From Bathrooms to Frozen Yogurt Stand

  When Gus Lopez was arrested in October on 63 charges ranging from money laundering to bribery, even the most jaded Miami Beach residents were amazed at the extent of his alleged corruption. For fi...

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• What Will Become Of John McAfee, Marco Rubio and Jeffrey Loria?

  Uncle Luke, the man whose booty shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke makes his predictions for...

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