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• Man Involved in Sean Taylor Murder Writes Two and a Half Page Apology Letter

  Venjah Hunte, one of the men currently sitting behind bars in connection with the murder of Washington Redskins and former University of Miami star Sean Taylor, has issued a two-and-a-half page ap...

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• Most Pathetic Robber Ever Called His Mom For a Ride Home After Failing to Hold Up Convenience Store

  Poor Zachariah Dalton Howard. After failing miserably at trying to rob a convenience store, the dejected would-be robber sulked over to another store. Not to rob it, but to call his mom so she cou...

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• That Fiscal Cliff Deal Is Going To Cost Florida Billions; Here's How Much More You'll Pay

  Chances are, when you heard that the GOP-controlled House had finally relented on a deal that kept the nation from plunging Wile E. Coyote-style off a fiscal cliff, you popped a little mental cha...

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• Bath Salts Will Make You Punch Your Girlfriend, Listen to Dubstep, Says U.S. Navy PSA Video

  Up until now, the true dangers of bath salts were a bit hazy. The synthetic drug was blamed for everything from the Miami zombie to the guy in West Virginia who dressed in panties and slaughtere...

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• Ted Zimmerman Lives To Share His Tale of Being Shot By a NYE Falling Bullet

  A stupid gun owner almost claimed the life of a Miami musician on New Year's Eve. The falling bullet narrowly missed Ted Zimmerman's head, but he won't be playing his trumpet any time soon. The ...

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• Florida Teen Arrested for Claiming to Be Jesus, Biting Deputy

  Paul Eggers Greene, an 18-year-old from Charlotte County, ended 2012 in an unholy manner. Clad in just shorts and socks, he started yelling in a middle of a street that he was Jesus and then bit a...

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• 305 Photo of the Day: Rushed

  Today's photo comes from Rober1000x's Flickr. If you'd like to see your photo here join our Flickr group.Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes. ...

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• Marlins Now Just Openly Hinting They'd Trade Giancarlo Stanton For The Right Price

  While Marlins assistant general manager Dan Jennings insists the team isn't actively looking to sell its lone remaining star Giancarlo Stanton, he is publicly stating that if the right deal came a...

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• Florida Man Attacks Friend With Bat After He Refuses to Join Him and His Wife for a Threesome

  On one hand, monogamy is boring. On the other, jealousy is a strange, unpredictable emotion. So you should really think things through before inviting your friend to have a threesome with you and ...

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• Man Struck By Falling Bullet on New Year's Eve

  Don't say we didn't warn you.Despite almost embarrassing amounts of public outreach to remind Miamians not to shoot their guns off into the air every time they see fireworks, a man was struck by a...

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