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• 305 Photo of the Day: Bye, Bye Grand Bay

  Today's photo comes from Viper1165's Flickr. If you'd like to see your photo here join our Flickr group or tag it with #305POTD on Instagram.Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNe...

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• Here's a Video of Shane Battier Singing The Love Boat Theme Song in a Captain's Hat

  Shane Battier: great three-point shooter. Horrible singer.That didn't stop the Miami Heat forward from belting out the theme from The Love Boat on YouTube to promote his upcoming star-studded kara...

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• Are We Really Surprised A Headless Goat and Some Roosters Were Found Floating in Biscayne Bay?

  As far as things found floating in Biscayne Bay, yesterday's discovery of a headless goat and some decapitated roosters was pretty tame. So why are we acting like this is a thing that doesn't happ...

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• Florida Police Respond to Missing Child Alert to Find Home Full of Hundreds of Caged Animals

  When police arrived to the home of Jeffrey O'Neil and Jennifer Kovacs in Oldsmar, Florida, they found guinea pigs, hedge hogs, squirrels, and seven Burmese pythons. They just couldn't find the 16-...

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• Hundreds of Maniacs Sign Up To Hunt Pythons in the Everglades This Weekend

  Does slogging around a foreboding, swampy wilderness searching for man-hungry pythons that can grow longer than a city block sound like your idea of a fun weekend? For hundreds of people from arou...

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• Braman Motors Sued By Ex-Employee Who Claims Company Bilked Customers and BMW

  Norman Braman is arguably the most powerful man in Miami-Dade. He sits atop $1.6 billion, owns the city's largest auto dealership, recalls county mayors as if they were unruly children, and funne...

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• Miami Beach Cops Accused Of Roughing Up Toronto Sisters, Calling Them "Dirty Canadians"

  During the darkest months of winter, half of Canada flees to South Florida. So you'd think police would have some respect for the maple-syrup-guzzling visitors who fuel the local economy through s...

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• Udonis Haslem Would Now Like to Be Addressed Only as "Django"

  Apparently Udonis Haslem was getting sick of sharing the "Mayor of Miami" nickname with Trick Daddy and Real Housewife Lea Black (in addition to, you know, the actual mayor of Miami), so he's deci...

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• Tampa Bay Times Will Totally Read Your Porn Tumblr and Tell Everyone About It

  Tumblr is the social network for bored and lonely people to instantly indulge in every base urge, anxiety and whim. Upset at your boss? Reblog an image of Britney Spears rolling her eyes and affix...

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• 305 Photo of the Day: Where Champions are Crowned

  Today's photo comes from Kev Cook's Flickr. If you'd like to see your photo here join our Flickr group. ...

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