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• Evelyn Lozada Breaks Silence: Johnson "Needs To Get Help"

  Evelyn Lozada will make her first public statement since her estranged husband Chad Johnson's arrest in a teary interview scheduled to air in full on ABC's Nightline tonight. While she says that s...

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• Our Favorite RNC Delegate Says: "California Republicans Are Like Tits On A Boar Hog. Worthless"

  Judge Will Matthews from Dothan, Alabama, was settling into a meal of hot dogs loaded with ketchup and mayonnaise inside the Tampa Bay Times Forum amidst the third day of the Republican National...

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• 305 Photo of the Day: Tromboning

  Today's photo comes from Amadeus' Flickr. If you'd like to see your photo here join our Flickr group.Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes. ...

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• RNC Delegate Outraged to Find Mexican Working at Disney's Epcot

  Before heading to the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Mark and Irene Harris decided to stop in Orlando to visit Epcot at Walt Disney World. While in the World Showcase area of the Disney ...

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• Are We Excited About Miami Hurricanes Football Season? Can We Pretend to Get Excited?

  It's not so great to be a Miami Hurricane.The cloud of an NCAA investigation looms over the program all because a pathetic, Ponzi scheming manchild decided it would be a real cool idea to buy the ...

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• Clint Eastwood's Insane RNC Speech: A First-Hand Perspective Of Chairgate

  "Clint Eastwood and an empty chair. This should be good," I thought from a media riser inside the Tampa Bay Times Forum, site of the 2012 Republican National Convention. The delegates from Vermo...

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• UMiami Study: Heavy Drinkers Work Out Harder Than Non-Drinkers

  You really want that six pack? Maybe you should down a six pack every night. According to a new University of Miami study, people who report heavy drinking habits work out harder than moderate dri...

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• Condoleezza Rice and Marco Rubio Are The GOP's Golden Tokens

  Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Today, Luke explains how minorities rise...

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• SUV Crashes Into Backyard Pool

  Earlier this week, an insurance company ranked Miami-area drivers as some of the worst in the entire nation. As if to celebrate and confirm the ranking, an SUV promptly lost control and crashed in...

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• "Eastwooding" Takes Over Twitter After Clint Eastwood's Historically Odd RNC Speech

  Joining the pantheon of Tebowing and planking in the Gerund Internet Meme Hall of Fame, "Eastwooding" has taken over Twitter this morning. In case you missed Clint Eastwood's historically odd spee...

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