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• Victoria Jackson is in Tampa Debating Super Heros

  Well, it wouldn't be a crazy Republican sideshow without Miami's own SNL-star-turned-Tea-Party-queen Victoria Jackson. Everyone's favorite squeaky voiced conspiracy theorist is up in Tampa for the...

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• Mitt Romney is Polling Horribly Among Florida Women and Minorities

  What stands between Mitt Romney and victory in Florida? Apparently women and minority voters. Barack Obama has hefty advantages in those two demographics according to the latest Time/CNN poll, whi...

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• 305 Photo of the Day: Reflections

  Today's photo comes from DKeros' Flickr. If you'd like to see your photo here join our Flickr group.Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes. ...

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• Howard Schnellenberger Thinks the 2012 Canes Are the Best Damn Team He's Ever Seen

  While there are plenty of talking heads doubtful that Al Golden's young Miami Hurricanes will even be able to win six games this season, old Howard Schnellenberger put down his pipe for a second, ...

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• Florida Man Calls 911 To Request Female Deputies Have Sex With Him

  You can call 911 to come put out a fire, but that fire better not be in your pants. Yes, a Florida man sits behind bars after he tried to use 911 as his own personal sex service. He called the eme...

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• Tampa Strippers Frustrated Over Lack of Horny Conservatives at RNC So Far

  Perhaps no industry geared up for the Republican National Convention like Tampa's strip club scene. Clubs redecorated, added extra privacy, revamped their food menus, and even brought in famous ta...

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• Miami Dolphins Trade CB Vontae Davis, Continue Ignoring Need for Talent

  The Miami Dolphins have traded former first-round pick Vontae Davis to the Indianapolis Colts for a 2013 second-rounder as well as a conditional late-round pick. Obviously, this is a move that ma...

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• Tropical Storm Isaac: Still Mildly Annoying Miami, Threatening New Orleans

  The worst of Tropical Storm Isaac has officially blown through the Keys and into the Gulf this morning, though its sloppy remains are still drenching Dade. Riptide's storm experts have begun tally...

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• Norman Braman Dodges Taxes For His Yacht, Kisses

  For the past couple of years, Norman Braman has carefully crafted his image as a do-gooder billionaire and civic activist by leading the recall of former Miami-Dade mayor Carlos Alvarez and, more...

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• Lawsuit Claims Hairy Man Contest On Cruise Led To Burned Feet For Florida Man

  Your average Carnival cruise offers plenty of entertainment options. You can stuff yourself full of deli meats and warmed-over pasta at the buffet. You can swim in a chlorinated pool in the middle...

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