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• Dear Dems, Please Do Not Run Charlie Crist for Governor

  Dear Democratic Party of Florida,Rumors have been swirling that Charlie Crist would be joining your party ever since he got his ass handed to him Tea-Party style in the 2010 Senate race. Now there...

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• Kat Stacks, Infamous Hip-Hop Groupie, Faces Deportation

  Kat Stacks, a former South Florida stripper and infamous hip-hop groupie, is now facing deportation. Stacks, whose real name is Andrea Herrera, has been ordered by a judge to return to her native ...

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• 305 Photo of the Day: Purple Shadow

  Today's photo comes from SeanWasHere's Flickr. If you'd like to see your photo here join our Flickr group.Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes. ...

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• Florida Family Association: So-Called "Drag Queen" Barbie Is Only For "Transmos"

  David Caton, the founder and sole employee of the Florida Family Association, seems to be an in-joke among journalists. Need a ridiculous quote for your story from someone associated with the Chri...

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• Ikea is Coming to Miami-Dade: Let the Swedish Takeover Commence

  No longer will Miamians have to drive to the far western reaches of Broward County to get our fix of cheap Swedish-designed furniture. IKEA is finally coming to Miami-Dade, with plans for a store ...

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• Justin Lamar Sternad's Campaign Under Investigation by FBI, Miami-Dade Police

  Well, that didn't take long. The bizarre campaign of Justin Lamar Sternad in the District 26 Democratic primary is under investigation by the FBI and Miami-Dade Police Department, accord...

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• Poll: President Obama Still Leads Florida As Ryan Pick Slightly Boosts Romney

  From the moment Mitt Romney picked budget radical Paul Ryan as his running mate, one of the biggest question is how the Wisconsin rep would play in Florida. Romney desperately needs the swing sta...

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• Tropical Storm Isaac: On Track To Destroy The RNC In Tampa

  In a story straight out of a twisted fever dream shared by Michael Bay and Aaron Sorkin -- not to mention the sick fantasies of thousands of catastrophe-seeking journalists everywhere -- Tropica...

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• Former Canes Star Clinton Portis Retires From NFL: Celebrate His Bizarre Multiple Personalities

  In a loss for sports fans who enjoyed players who were funny, entertaining, and a little crazy, former Washington Redskins running back and ex-Hurricanes star Clinton Portis is calling it a care...

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