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• Smarte Carte Severs Woman's Finger at Miami International Airport, Lawsuit Claims

  A Miami woman is suing airport luggage cart company Smarte Carte after a bizarre and bloody accident at Miami International Airport. It was the day before Thanksgiving of 2009. Fidelina Cordero w...

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• Victoria Jackson, Herman Cain, Joe The Plumber, And Every Other Adorable Right-Wing Kook Team Up For July 4th "Defeat Obama" Telethon

  This Fourth of July, a collection of America's most race-baiting off-their-meds pizza-gropey prominent right-wingers will beam from Las Vegas the sure-to-be-epic "Defeat Barack Obama Telethon." Th...

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• Happy Birthday, America! Our Shopping Trip For The Biggest, Least Legal Fireworks In Miami

  The fireworks on the center table were kids' stuff, I was told. If I really wanted something with some power, I had to get the military-grade equipment. It was the afternoon before Independence ...

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• Chad Ochocinco Invited Recently Widowed Twitter Fan to His Wedding

  The Dolphins' Chad Ochocino may be a bit of an oddball, but you can't say his heart isn't in the right place. After receiving a Twitter message from a fan in Ohio who had recently lost her husband...

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• Florida Man Regularly Returned Used Enemas to CVS

  Enemas are decidedly something no one should buy secondhand, yet customers at a Jacksonville CVS might have done just that unknowingly. Employees at the store caught a man who repeatedly returned ...

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• 305 Photo of the Day: 305 Photographer

  Today's photo comes from Claudio Baglietto's Flickr. If you'd like to see your photo here join our Flickr group.Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes. ...

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• Rick Scott's "Docs vs Glocks" Law Struck Down

  Another month, another one of Rick Scott's controversial laws struck down by a federal court. This time around it's a strange NRA-backed provision that banned doctors from asking patients about ow...

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• Report: Ray Allen to Visit With Heat on Thursday

  Are you ready to see the Celtics' Ray Allen in a Heat jersey? There's been mutterings that he may be interested in jumping from one Eastern Conference powerhouse to another for weeks, but now the ...

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• Sweltering Florida Man Holds Air Conditioning Repairman Hostage at Gunpoint

  How hot is it this week in Florida? So f'ing hot that sweat-crazed home owners are holding their air conditioning repairmen at gunpoint until they get the damn things working again. At least tha...

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• In Your Face, Chicago: Miami Second in U.S. Cities in High-Rise Construction

  Have you been driving through downtown Miami lately, searching in vain for a parking spot that won't cost you a hundred dollars for four hours, only to find yourself staring up through your windsh...

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