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• Video of Rick Scott and Pam Bondi Learning Obamacare Was Struck Down, and Then Realizing It Wasn't

  See also "Obamacare Is American As Apple Pie and Free Speech" and "Obamacare Ruled Constitutional by Supreme Court; Sorry, Pam Bondi."This is nothing even close to Rep. Jean Schmidt (R-Ohio) erupt...

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• 11-Year-Old Girl Electrocuted to Death in Orlando Putt-Putt Golf Course Pond

  An 11-year-old girl visiting from New York died on Wednesday in Orlando after being electrocuted while trying to fetch a ball from a pond at a resort's putt-putt golf course.Ashton Jojo was visiti...

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• 305 Photo of the Day: Cardboard Robot

  Today's photo comes from SooSee.Q's Flickr. If you'd like to see your photo here join our Flickr group.Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes. ...

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• Snake in Ceiling Closes Miami Beach Post Office

  Miami Beach has had it with this mother fucking snake in this mother fucking post office.Yes, a snake crawling around light fixtures has caused the retail area of a Miami Beach post office to rema...

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• Chris Bosh Out of the Olympics, Too

  In a perfect world, the Team USA Olympics basketball squad would have just been some super version of the Miami Heat. In reality, this year LeBron James will be the only Heat member to travel to L...

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• Chris Bosh Went to Taco Bell Right After Winning Championship

  Super Bowl champs go to Disney World, but apparently NBA Champs go to Taco Bell.Chris Bosh was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and admitted that his first stop after winning his first ring was th...

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• Florida Man Threatened to Beat Neighbor, But Had To Take a Poop First

  If you're neighbor yells at you, "When I get done taking a shit, I'm going to kick your fucking ass," maybe it's time to find a new neighborhood.Of course, this started in a Florida neighborhood, ...

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• Ozzie Guillen Wishes He Was Erik Spoelstra

  While the Miami Heat paraded down Biscayne Boulevard on Monday, hoisting their trophy from the top of double-decker buses, all Marlins Manager Ozzie Guillen could do was watch. He'd been there bef...

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• Mugshots Friday: The Most Interesting Vagrant In The World

  Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation di...

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• Eligio Cedeño Slams Hugo Chávez's Bid to Join UN Human Rights Council

  Read the incredible story of how Eligio Cedeño cheated death and Chávez's security forces to flee Venezuela and start a second life in Miami.Eligio Cedeño finally got his day in court -- or as c...

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