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• Florida Teen Tries to Rob Porn Store With Gun, Gets Talked Into Filling Out a Job Application Instead

  ​Cody Conner, 17, walked into an adult novelty store in Debary with a loaded gun and intended to stick-up the cashier. Instead, the employee talked Conner out of the robbery, and actually convinc...

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• 305 Photo of the Day: On Track

  ​Today's photo comes from GoboNdc's Flickr. If you'd like to see your photo here join our Flickr group.Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes. ...

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• Jay-Z Lyrics Come Up for Debate in Florida Legislature

  ​One would think that Democrats would have the advantage when it comes to correctly quoting Jay-Z lyrics. Apparently that's not the case up in Tallahassee. Dean Cannon, the Republican Speaker of ...

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• Miami Gardens Robbers Steal Everything from Man Except his Underwear

  ​A North Miami Beach man was beaten and robbed of just about everything he had on him: his cash, his jewelry, his rental cars, and even his pants. Yep, to add insult to injury the attackers left ...

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• Logan Morrison and Bryan Petersen Have Bieber Fever

  ​In their effort to stave off Spring Training boredom, Marlins outfielders Logan Morrison and Bryan Petersen are starring in an online reality show. The first episode saw them donning leather jac...

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• Florida Man Headlocks His Mom Because She Used His Taco Sauce

  ​Good Mexican-food God, what is it with Floridians, weird crime and tacos?Christopher Phillips, 23 of Manatee County, found out that his mother had used some of his taco sauce. Naturally, he got...

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• Aventura Mall is America's Second Most Visited Mall

  ​We don't need to tell anyone who's attempted to park at Aventura Mall that the place is busy. It's so busy, in fact, that it's actually America's second most visited shopping mall. The only mall...

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• Sorry Dolfans, Peyton Manning Is Not Your Next Dan Marino

  ​Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. In this special edition, Luke says...

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• 15 Tip and Tricks For Surviving Miami

  ​By now, you probably know that you can bring wine and get boozy in the grass while watching a free movie with the New World Center wallcasts. And you're also likely aware that -- although it use...

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• Marlins Prez David Samson Clarifies That He Thinks All Americans Are Stupid and Lazy

  ​Miami Marlins President David Samson waded into hot water this week after he told a local business council that he thinks Miamians are stupid. Last night Samson talked with WSVN to clarify his r...

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