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• Cuba Releases Photo of Elian Gonzalez in Military School Uniform

  ​This April marks the ten-year anniversary of when Elián González was forcibly removed from the home of relatives in Miami and returned to his father in Cuba. The Cuban propaganda machine, ever aw...

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• Should Miami Beach Allow Ladies to Go Topless on the Streets Too?

  ​Miami Beach is one of the few public places in America where topless woman aren't so much as a spectacle as they are a regular part of sun bathing society. Sure, tourists from the heartland can'...

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• Jersey Shore Casting New Guidos, but for Miami or a Whole New Group?

  ​So the original Jersey Shore cast in definitely in town. Lesley Abravanel reports the cast members are staying at the Catalina Hotel until they move into their new home, and our sources conf...

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• Rumors: Golden Girls-Inspired Porno in the Works

  ​The cover of our print edition this week features a painting of Betty White in a cleavage-heavy fetish uniform. It comes courtesy of the World Erotic Art Museum's "Golden Gals Gone Wild" exhibit...

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• Bikini-Clad Serena Williams's Football Scrimmage

  Serena Williams had to sit out the Sony Ericsson Open because of injuries, but she still played some ball while in Miami. The minority owner of the Miami Dolphins, clad in a bikini and a finger...

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• Anti-Obama Urologist Admits He Doesn't Know Much About HRC Bill

  ​Dr. Jack Cassell, the dick doctor in Orlando who hates President Obama so much he put up a sign telling those who voted for him to get their urinary tracts checked elsewhere, has been all over th...

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• Krispy Kreme Doughnut Burgers Sold at County Fair, People Actually Eat Them

  ​Dear Miami-Dade County Fair,Please tell me this ad -- featured in yesterday's Herald -- was really just a twisted late-April Fool's Day joke.Love,Riptide ...

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• News Roundup: Roddick and Clijsters Win; Hurricanes Fall in WNIT

  23-year-old Octavius Pruitt was shot in the head and killed while standing on a street corner. How mother witnessed the murder, and police are searching for suspects. [CBS4]Workers at Ja...

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• Bikers Cringe at East Side of Venetian Causeway

  A loud thump made onlookers wince. During rush hour this past November 16, at the east end of the Venetian Causeway, a Beach Towing truck flipped an illegal U-turn and smashed into a fit, brown-ey...

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• God's Power Offor, a Hialeah Footballer, Tries to Win the Real March Bracket: Name of the Year

  How strong is God's Power?  Tough enough to take down both Hitler and Stalin? Tenacious enough to defeat the villainous X'Zavier Bloodsaw? Brave enough to destroy Dr. Speedy Nutz? America w...

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