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• 305 Photo of the Day: Life From Above

  Today's photo comes from Edinchavez's Flickr. If you'd like to see your photo here join our Flickr group. Follow Miami New Times on Facebook and Twitter @MiamiNewTimes. ...

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• Dolphins Open to Moving to Palm Beach

  Dolphins CEO Mike Dee told reporters today that he's "open" to the idea of moving the team to Palm Beach County. Which seems ridiculous on so many levels, but threatening to move the team when you...

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• Filomena Tobias, Heat Middle-Finger Lady, Has Drug, Death and Divorce-Filled Past

  Turns out Filomena Tobias, the woman captured in that now-iconic photo flipping off Joakim Noah during last night's Heat-Bulls game, might be the most bizarrely interesting woman in the world. How...

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• Miami Plastic Surgeon Waterboarded His Girlfriend Over Facebook Post

  Orlando Llorente, a Kendall-based plastic surgeon, faces charges of kidnapping and attempted murder for allegedly torturing his girlfriend for nearly 16 hours after he read a message she'd posted ...

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• Like Cleveland Kidnapping Victims, Miami Sisters Were Nearly Saved Only To Continue Suffering

  Across the nation, Americans have been gripped by the amazing escape of three young women kidnapped and imprisoned inside a house in Cleveland for a decade. Here in Miami, the horrific tale happ...

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• Miami-Dade County Wants $4.2 Billion In Bonds For Aging Water & Sewer System

  Now that the debate about using public funds to fix up Sun-Life Stadium is over, there is an even much bigger public works project that should have Miami-Dade taxpayers especially concerned. For m...

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• Who Is the Middle-Finger Lady Making All Miami Heat Fans Proud This Morning?

  Middle-finger lady: Riptide salutes you, for you are truly the soul of Miami embodied. Your patterned silk shirt: Glorious. Your tan: Immaculate. Your leather purse, gold jewelry and white pants:...

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• Heat Stomp Bulls 115-78, Even Series

  Back up in your ass with the resurrection, Chicago. The Miami Heat got some sweet revenge Wednesday night beating the Bulls 115-78 -- their worst ever playoff defeat, and at the same time the Heat...

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• Ten Things Miami's Terrible Drivers Need to Learn

  Miami is notorious for its bad drivers. We know that it would be futile to try and teach you (yes, you) about things like the "speed limit" and that there is a difference between a yellow light an...

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• Dolphins Owner Stephen Ross Giving Away $2 Billion to Charity

  People were left scratching their heads wondering why a man worth more than $4.4 billion was asking tax payers for more than $200 million to renovate his football team's stadium. But it appears th...

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