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• Hope They Don’t Mate

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  Can you imagine the color of the offspring? Full disclosure: one of these is mine. [...]
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• “Can’t We All Just Drink Along?”

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  Rodney King was arrested again for DUI. And the sun rose in the east. [...]
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• Becker De-Peckered

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  We haven’t had one of these “Gentle Gender” tales for a while. Orange County, CA —   A woman was in custody Tuesday for allegedly poisoning her estranged husband, cutting off his penis with a 10-inch kitchen knife and throwing [the penis] in the garbage disposal. Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, was [...]
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• Call Me Diogenes

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  Incident the First On the way home Guido needs to stop at Publix for the ingredients she needs to concoct whatever it is she’s making for the evening’s entertainment.  I’m driving — I have eyesight now and Guido sits there clenching her jaw and using her foot on the passenger-side [...]
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• California Dreamin’

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  Will we soon be dealing with antigaming laws so that drivers can’t play wearable video games while driving down the highway? That assumes they’re driving. Google is working on self-driving cars, and they seem to work. People are so bad at driving cars that computers don’t have to be that [...]
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• The Button Down Look

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  New research released this week may find you spending a few extra minutes in the shower scrubbing your belly button. Researchers from the Belly Button Biodiversity project, led by Jiri Hulcr from North Carolina State University, have revealed their first round of DNA results and reveal the discovery of some [...]
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• Move Along — Nothing To See Here, Folks

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  The only thing that amazes me about this Casey Anthony business is the sheer number of people who say they give a shit, some of whom apparently trooped in from all over the globe, surrendering vacations, to stand outside the courthouse and “give support” to the dead baby. I’m tempted [...]
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• He Used His Head to Celebrate Freedom on July 4

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  I wasn’t going to post today, but this arrived with the coffee (Thanks, Thor!) and I can’t resist. A bareheaded motorcyclist participating in a ride to protest mandatory helmet laws was killed when he was thrown over the handlebars in Onondaga, New York…..Philip A. Contos, 55, of Parish, New York, [...]
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• Hizzoner da Mare? or Just da Ass?

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  I posted this little jab last Friday, then sent a note to Team Gimenez suggesting they clean up their act.  That note was ignored, of course.  Today I open my email to Round 2.   Team Gimenez, which sent this Broward voter encouragement to vote in Miami-Dade County a day [...]
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• Walk This Way

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