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• Boner vs Ball-less

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  Unconfirmed sources report that Republican leaders John Boehner and Eric Cantor are in stable condition this morning after a late night auto accident. The accident occurred when the vehicle, a classic convertible driven by Cantor, plunged into the Potomac after hitting the Debt Ceiling. The pair miraculously survived the crash, [...]
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• Meating of the Mind

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  Nice to be stark raving bonkers, when you’re famous. The former Smiths front man Morrissey has provoked a storm of protest following comments in which the singer allegedly compared the Norwegian massacre in which 76 people died to the slaughter of animals for fast-food restaurant chains. Just before performing his [...]
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• Rehab Is For Quitters

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  Let this be a lesson to you, kids.  Alcohol may be bad for you, but no alcohol is deadly. Trying to get sober might have killed Amy Winehouse. The beehived diva, infamous for her drug and booze intake, went cold turkey on her heavy drinking in the month before her [...]
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• Seize and De-Cyst

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  The air in Key West is hotter and thicker than dragon snot.  The shaded thermometer by the pool registers between 93 and 97   from 11 am to 5 pm.  This time of year, in that part of the world, the sun stays straight overhead for hours on end,  and [...]
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• A – Hem

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  Just about 24 hours from now, Guido and I will be pulling into Key West for the first of two visits we try to arrange every summer.  While the two of us have been in parrot head mode for about 8 weeks, when we arranged this, over the last week [...]
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• Act 2

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  Yo, South Florida!  I bet you think we’re done with Casey Anthony, and can move on to the next brainless obsession  certain to embarrass the population on an international scale, right? Wrong. Organizers of the Lexington Lions Club Bluegrass Fair in Kentucky sent out a fictitious news release on Monday [...]
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• Hollywood’s Holo – Cost Museum

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  Work with me on this one as we pick it apart one by one. Eight years ago this city embraced the prospect of providing a home in the downtown for a Holocaust museum and education center that would fit nicely into the city’s intellectual core: its arts and cultural district. [...]
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• He’s Got the Beat

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  Let’s get hammered at Tyler’s house! A 17-year-old Florida boy bludgeoned his parents to death with a hammer and then invited dozens of friends via Facebook to a house party while the bodies lay in a bedroom, police say. Tyler Hadley, a high school dropout from Port St. Lucie, Fla., [...]
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• Fire In the Hole

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  If you haven’t been following the sordid saga of the decline, disgrace,  and delamination of Rupert Murdoch’s media empire, you’ve missed the single most significant media story in this still-young century.  Google “News of the World” and sit back.  So far, not only Murdoch himself has been reduced to sniveling, [...]
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• Ra Ra Ra

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  Got a call from a friend up north this week, taking a break from trying to ease his bicycle out of his driveway where the damn thing had literally melted into the blacktop.  “I can’t believe how hot it is,” he complained.  “The heat index is 112.  That’s fucking savage.  [...]
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