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Wide Lawns and Narrow Minds

• If I Seem A Little Strange...

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  The great physicists may have discovered gravity, the theory of relativity and that whole thing about an object in motion, but they've left out one of the most reliable laws of the universe.
  
  If you go out looking like shit you will see someone you know.
  
  And the' [...]
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• Gay Apparel

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• Everything But a Bitch

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  I always thought my grandmother was such a bitch.
  
  She looked like Elizabeth Taylor and smoked Eves, drank a full glass of white milk at every meal and was appalled when I wouldn't touch the stuff. She was a hot headed Republican with an opinion on everything and her' [...]
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• Catch Up and the Return of Ambrosia

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  OK, so I guess I haven't written in a while because someone mentioned it on Twitter (I am Twitter impaired) and one person wrote me an email about it.
  
  I just had a busy month is all. My in-laws came for ten days and it was Baby Lawns' second [...]
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