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• The Widelawns Guide to Nick Jr. Programming

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  Before I had kids I swore that when and if I ever had kids that they would never watch TV. I'm not sure where I got this. Clearly I was insane with smugness when I made this declaration, and I still really hate the idea of my daughter glued to' [...]
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• No Cures For What Ails Ya But A Couple Ideas to Help You Feel Better Anyway

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  On the topic of being sick...you know what drives me nuts? People who confuse Influenza and Norovirus. As an advanced hypochondriac and proud sufferer of OCD, I know a lot about all the different kinds of things that can make you sick and how the symptoms manifest and it peeves [...]
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• Cleaning Up Barf With a Swiffer

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  Hi everyone, I haven't been blogging because I've been watching Catfish, my new insanity porn and I've been having too much fun at the park.
  
  In all fairness, I don't just sit around and watch TV all day. Jeez, I wish. I have a lot going on right now. [...]
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• Overheard at the Park

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  Today we finally get back to real life. All of our activities and baby classes and whatnot start back up again, THANK GOD, and no more Christmas vacation. I'm thrilled.
  
  For the past few weeks we've been spending a lot of time at the park, which has been a [...]
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• A Giant Pink Toy

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  I'm so god damned glad that Christmas is over. 
  
  And don't get me wrong. We had a great Christmas. A glowing, cinnamon scented, real tree, Santa Claus came to town kind of Christmas and I loved it, but I'm still glad it's over, because Christmas is exhausting. I feel' [...]
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• Exalting My Warrior

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  So I haven't talked about yoga in a while because I've been busy writing my second book O Holy Shit - A Series of Christmas Disasters (which I've been sharing with you guys by the way) but I've still been going.
  
  Every day.
  
  Yeah, you heard me. I've' [...]
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• A Wet Christmas

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  This story is legend in my family. We must tell this story at least thirty-seven times a year because it cracks us up so much and every time we meet a new person we get excited because that means we have an excuse to tell this story again.
  
  This [...]
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• The Grand Inflammation

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  It happened because I went to Colonial Williamsburg.
  
  I was twenty-one and living in Atlanta with my fiance. My grandparents, my biological father's parents from Delaware, invited me to meet them in Williamsburg a few weeks before Christmas.
  
  "You have to see it at Christmastime," my grandmother raved,' [...]
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• If I Seem A Little Strange...

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  The great physicists may have discovered gravity, the theory of relativity and that whole thing about an object in motion, but they've left out one of the most reliable laws of the universe.
  
  If you go out looking like shit you will see someone you know.
  
  And the' [...]
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• Gay Apparel

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