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Baby Makes Two

• Real Money, Virtual Kitsch

  My daughter asked me for real money to furnish a virutal igloo. It's been five days since we've joined Club Penguin. Club Penguin is a shangra-la for penguins with computer code DNA. Those penguins waddle around a virtual world filled with fun. In that world there are games to [...]
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• No Imaginary Penguins Will Go Hungry

  My daughter asked me for real money to furnish a virtual igloo. It's been five days since we've joined Club Penguin. Club Penguin is a Shangri-La for penguins with pixilated DNA. There are no velvet ropes in this Club, no entry fees and no two drink minimum. It's an [...]
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• I LOATHE you Kourtney Kardashian

  Now my daughter's name is going to be Klassy with a capital "K". Of the ten thousand legitimate baby names in books and an infinite number of stupid rarified celebrity baby names, you had to choose my daughter's for your newest spawn. Kal-El, Apple, Moroccan, Bear Blu and Blue [...]
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• I LOATHE you Kourtney Kardashian

  Now my daughter's name is going to be Klassy with a capital "K". Then thousand legitimate baby names in books and an infinite number of stupid rarified celebrity baby names and you had to choose my daughter's for your new baby. Kal-El, Apple, Moroccan, Bear Blu and Blue Ivy. [...]
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• Mommy track vs Career Track

  All of us moms on this site. We've pretty much made our choices. Now we're working on our kids. TIPS FOR MOMS. HOW TO RAISE FUTURE CAREER MOMS Find child's passion for what he or she wants to do. Teach usage of microwave. TIPS FOR MOMS. HOW TO RAISE [...]
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• If You Give A Messy House a Thought...

  As soon as you come home, your child is ready to eat. As soon as you are ready to clean up the dinner prep mess, you are distracted by tomorrow's to-do list. As soon as you finish tomorrow's lunch making and get to organizing the mail, the microwave goes [...]
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• Mommy track vs Career Track

  All of us moms on this site. We've pretty much made our choices. Now we're working on our kids. TIPS FOR MOMS. HOW TO RAISE FUTURE CAREER MOMS Find child's passion for what he or she wants to do. Teach usage of microwave. TIPS FOR MOMS. HOW TO RAISE [...]
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• Quit Blaming the Television

  if only we got rid of the commercials on TV for sugar cereals, the children of the world would be fitter and healthier, choosing the carrot sticks over the cookies. Nah. I don't believe it. What the carrot company needs is florescent packaging with edge-of-obnoxious animated characters. Dye those [...]
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• Quit Blaming the Television

  if only we got rid of the commercials on TV for sugar cereals, the children of the world would be fitter and healthier, choosing the carrot sticks over the cookies. Child centered marketing equals big business with billions of dollars worth of child influenced sales each year. But who's [...]
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• Mommy track vs Career Track

  All of us moms on this site. We've pretty much made our choices. Now we're working on our kids. TIPS FOR MOMS. HOW TO RAISE FUTURE CAREER MOMS Find child's passion for what he or she wants to do. Teach usage of microwave. TIPS FOR MOMS. HOW TO RAISE [...]
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