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• Samson Speaks, Doesn't Do Much Better

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  Yesterday, ESPN's Outside The Lines delved into the Marlins/Loria issue. I joked on Twitter that I wasn't going to watch because of troll Darren Rovell. I read some of the tweet responses and decided to give a listen this morning (It's available as a podcast), curious as to how' [...]
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• Loria's Smarm Offensive Continues

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  Jeff Loria's re-emergence from hiding continued Monday, when the team hosted beat reporters (and a blogger!) at Marlins Park for a chat with Loria. He continued to make the case that he is not, in fact, a villain sent from the future to destroy baseball in Montreal [...]
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• Jeffrey Loria, PR Amateur

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  Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria placed a full-page ad in all three South Florida daily newspapers this morning, and there is only one proper thing to do with it: An FJM-style annotation and commentary. Let's get to it (text courtesy of the Miami Herald).
  

  LETTER TO OUR FANS 

  This [...]
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• Children of the Marlins Diaspora: 18

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  [Celebrating a 50th birthday we actually care about.]
  
  
  Bobby Bonilla, 1B/3B
  
  Played for Marlins: 1997
  Other Teams: Chicago White Sox (1986), Pittsburgh (1986-91), New York Mets (1992-95, 1999), Baltimore (1995-96), Los Angeles Dodgers (1998), Atlanta (2000), St. Louis (2001)
  Marlins fans know him because: Bobby Bo [...]
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• Be Still, My Beating Heart

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  From the Miami Herald: 

  Asked about the ball that hit him, Stanton joked: "I don't know. I think it's like half of a baseball now." 

  Giancarlo Stanton had an x-ray taken after getting hit in the head yesterday, it came back negative. He expects to play in the Marlins spring opener' [...]
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• Obligatory Meme Recognition

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  Via Fish@Bat, the Marlins have filmed a Harlem Shake video.
  
  SPOILER ALERT: Halfway through the video, the Harlem Shake is traded for a Call Me Maybe lip dub and a meme to be named later.
  
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• NOOOOO!

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  This happened today:
  
  Via Joe Capozzi, Giancarlo Stanton got hit in the dome in this morning's simulated game. He should be okay, but we're watching you, Jose Fernandez (/shakes fist).' [...]
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• Update: You Also Don't Know The Marlins

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  Last Friday I wrote that I was only able to name 14 Marlins, and challenged anyone to best me. According to the results from Sporcle, looks like many of you are in the same boat as me. To the stats!
  
  3.8% achieved a perfect score cheated.
  7.6% were able [...]
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• Update: You Also Don't Know The Marlins

  Last Friday I wrote that I was only able to name 14 Marlins, and challenged anyone to best me. According to the results from Sporcle, looks like many of you are in the same boat as me. To the stats!
  
  3.8% achieved a perfect score cheated.
  7.6% were able [...]
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• Can You Best The Diehards? (Probably)

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  There's been a lot of joking about the anonymous Fish and not being able to name players on the team, so what better way to illustrate that than putting yourself to the test. I gave myself five minute and tried to name as much of the 40-man roster is possible. [...]
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