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• University of Miami To File Motion to Dismiss NCAA Case

  It looks like the University of Miami has enough already with the NCAA's shenanigans and will be formally filing a motion to have the NCAA's case against them dismissed. According to CBS.com, th... [...]
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• FAU "Jesus Stomp" Instructor Deandre Poole Placed on Leave for "Personal Safety"

  At 1:53 p.m. today FAU officials announced that instructor Deandre Poole was placed on leave "immediately for safety reasons."See also:- In Defense of FAU Instructor Deandre PoolePoole, a devout ... [...]
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• Tiger Woods Featured on US Weekly Cover With A Not-At-All Awkward Headline

  Tiger Woods has been kicking ass in golf again lately, and yada yada yada he and new girlfriend Lindsey Vonn (she's a skier!) are on the latest cover of US Weekly which features one of their not-... [...]
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• Manatee Death Toll Has Already Surpassed 2012 Numbers

  Manatees have been dying at a record pace in Florida this year, threatening their overall population. in just the first three months of 2013 alone, the number of sea cow deaths have already ... [...]
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• Marco Rubio Pledges Opposition to Gun Legislature Because of Reasons!

  In his never-ending, undaunted quest to be the new face of the GOP by being the old face of the GOP, Marco Rubio will add to his nonbigoted hatred of gays, his marginalizing of women, and his de... [...]
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• Outlaw Biker Thor Hansen Will Be Deported Back To Norway, Ending Wild Tale of Whisky and CIA Operatives

  Thor Holm Hansen will not stay in the United States -- either as a prisoner, or as a free man. Last month, in a 5,000-word cover story, we told the crazy story of Thor Hansen, a Norwegian coun... [...]
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• In Defense of FAU Instructor Deandre Poole, of "Stomp on Jesus" Controversy

  While it may cost him his job, possibly, and his peace of mind, certainly, FAU Professor Deandre Poole's late February classroom exercise has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams, indisputably. N... [...]
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• Political Trolling: Broward Top Democrat Reaches Out to Republican Counterpart on Gay Marriage, Gets Shot Down

  This is a bit of a guess, but we think it's safe to say Broward Republican Chair Tom Truex didn't change his Facebook photo this week to one of those now-ubiquitous red equal signs. Truex -- a ...' [...]
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• John Goodman's Lawyers Want a New Trial

  Polo mogul John Goodman's lawyers want a new trial for their client, who was sentenced for DUI manslaughter, failure to render aid, and vehicular homicide after he ran a stop sign and killed 23-y... [...]
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• Top Ten Moments of the Miami Heat's 27-Game Winning Streak in GIF Form!

  The Miami Heat's epic run at the all-time NBA winning streak came to an end in Chicago on Wednesday night.And while the HATERZ and media and other various forms of troglodytic internet dwellers a... [...]
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