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• Jeffrey Loria Wrote Everyone A Letter, All Is Well Again!

  Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria has had just about enough of all the criticism and finger-pointing at his taking a giant heaping dump on South Florida and baseball in general, thank you. So it's tim...' [...]
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• Donald Trump Live-Tweeted The Oscars

  While the GOPers are still clenching their buttholes over the fact that the First Lady of Socialist America appeared on the Oscars to announce the Best Picture winner, one of their champions was ... [...]
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• Five More Unethical NCAA Ethics Investigations

  The NCAA is learning that it's hard swing around the morality stick when you're own ethics are under question. After the organization dropped official allegations on the University of Miami athl...' [...]
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• Andy Roddick Sues a Leukemia Charity for $100,000

  What's the best way to top off a middling and Dave Matthews Band-filled career of harrumphs and hair gel? Sue a charity. The recently retired Andy Roddick, who went to high school in Boca Rat... [...]
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• University of Miami Scandal: Conference Memo Asks For NCAA to Replace Mark Emmert

  NCAA President Mark Emmert is not having such a hot week. See also: -University of Miami Scandal: Sen. Joe Abruzzo Asks Florida Attorney General to Investigate the NCAA First, there was state S... [...]
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• Florida Man Kills Half-Brother With Sword After Argument About Dog Feces

  Last week, we brought you the story of a guy named Johnnie Blade who was walking around dangerously waving a sword used by the Klingons in Star Trek. It was a wacky, humorous story, and no one g... [...]
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• Nude Teen Girl Photos Are Allegedly Cypress Bay High School Students

  A website that posts sexually explicit photos of teenaged girls reportedly put up photos of students from Cypress Bay High School, according to morning show DJs at Power 96. See also: - Deputie... [...]
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• Pit Bulls Much Less Aggressive Than Other Breeds, Study Says

  Amid growing alarm among Broward County's bureaucracies concerning the ownership of pit bulls -- and whether they should be banned -- scientific research offers a very different perspective on t... [...]
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• Abandoned Baby Found in Pompano Parking Lot Bushes

  Walking home from a long day's work, you're bound to find a few things lying in the street and/or bushes: old clothes, bus passes, cash, shoes, license plates, babies. A woman walking home from... [...]
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• Miami Heat Takes Down Bulls, Wins Ninth Straight

  The Miami Heat is currently riding a nine-game winning streak through a subtle yet delicate and refined mixture of sound fundamental basketball and relentlessly and mercilessly smashing opponents... [...]
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