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• University of Miami Scandal: Conference Memo Asks For NCAA to Replace Mark Emmert

  NCAA President Mark Emmert is not having such a hot week. See also: -University of Miami Scandal: Sen. Joe Abruzzo Asks Florida Attorney General to Investigate the NCAA First, there was state S... [...]
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• Florida Man Kills Half-Brother With Sword After Argument About Dog Feces

  Last week, we brought you the story of a guy named Johnnie Blade who was walking around dangerously waving a sword used by the Klingons in Star Trek. It was a wacky, humorous story, and no one g... [...]
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• Nude Teen Girl Photos Are Allegedly Cypress Bay High School Students

  A website that posts sexually explicit photos of teenaged girls reportedly put up photos of students from Cypress Bay High School, according to morning show DJs at Power 96. See also: - Deputie... [...]
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• Pit Bulls Much Less Aggressive Than Other Breeds, Study Says

  Amid growing alarm among Broward County's bureaucracies concerning the ownership of pit bulls -- and whether they should be banned -- scientific research offers a very different perspective on t... [...]
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• Abandoned Baby Found in Pompano Parking Lot Bushes

  Walking home from a long day's work, you're bound to find a few things lying in the street and/or bushes: old clothes, bus passes, cash, shoes, license plates, babies. A woman walking home from... [...]
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• Miami Heat Takes Down Bulls, Wins Ninth Straight

  The Miami Heat is currently riding a nine-game winning streak through a subtle yet delicate and refined mixture of sound fundamental basketball and relentlessly and mercilessly smashing opponents... [...]
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• FAU Is a $6 Million Whore

  Heads should be rolling in the offices of FAU's Board of Trustees, as the affront to decency of the school's climbing into bed with notorious private prison octopus GEO Group turns into a well-de... [...]
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• Rick Scott and Joe Abruzzo Challenge the NCAA to Arm Wrestling Match

  The local personalities, egos, and public figures who swung through the news cycle this week, ranked by New Times' crack research department using a highly scientific algorithm (i.e. picnic, ligh...' [...]
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• Hollywood Asks State For Permission To Ban Pit Bulls

  As Broward County reels following yesterday's announcement that it may soon follow Miami-Dade's lead and ban the ownership of pit bulls, the City of Hollywood has asked the state for permission ... [...]
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