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• Miami Heat Worth $625 Million, According to Forbes

  With three of the league's biggest egotistical asshats superstars filling out its roster, not to mention a fresh championship, you would think the Heat would at least land in the top five when it...' [...]
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• Twinkie The Pig Prescribed a Permanent Home

  In a coup for pigs, vegans and emotional support animals everywhere the Coral Springs will allow the Ray family to keep Twinkie the pygmy pig thanks to a doctor's prescription for a therapy ani... [...]
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• Defecating, Masturbating Naked Carnie Attacks Fort Myers Home

  Apparently carnival workers didn't have a bad enough reputation, so Gregory Matthew Bruni decided to add yet another story to the stereotype and "attack" a Fort Myers couple's home using only hi... [...]
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• Fort Lauderdale Wants Your Pills

  Bring out your pills! Leave no injectable behind! Think that two-year old bottle of codeine isn't safe to mix with Sprite? Ditch it! Fort Lauderdale is hosting a no-questions-asked medication t...' [...]
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• Rick Scott's Best Political Miscalculations

  Staring down the barrel of what's sure to be a brutal campaign to stay in the governor's mansion beyond 2014, Rick Scott is pushing out a variety of campaigns that seem aimed at scoring points wi... [...]
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• Is Boca Raton Anti-Gay? City And Activitists Battle Over Policy

  Rand Hoch, the president of the Palm Beach Human Rights Council, doesn't waste words summing up what's been happening in Boca Raton recently: "Boca is just being anti-gay," he tells New Times.Ove...' [...]
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• Dolphins Stadium Deal Should Bring Training Facility Back to Miami-Dade

  Commissioners in Miami-Dade County said they want the Dolphins' Broward County operations come south of the county borderline should they help fund the team's $400 million revamp of Sun Life Sta... [...]
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• South Florida Follies: I-95, Asphalt Addiction and Endless War

  I-95 in South Florida is America's most dangerous highway. That's pretty well known. Why?Sure, it's the only major north-south highway in an overbuilt, unsustainable megalapolis, driven daily by ... [...]
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• James Randi, AKA "The Amazing Randi," Subject of Feature Film by Writer/Editor of Being Elmo

  Though he lives quietly in Plantation, Randall James Hamilton Zwinge, AKA "The Amazing Randi," has a cult following around the globe.In one of the greatest about-faces ever performed, Randi was... [...]
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