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• AND THEY SAY MEN ARE SHALLOW

  A Taiwanese couple, a 55-year old man and 52-year old woman, have divorced after four years living in separate apartments following the woman’s wedding night discovery that her new husband’s member appeared to have a severe case of dwarfism.

  (Thanks to Allen at Division, who says, "Wait -- it DOES [...]

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• WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT MORE ETC.

  Millions of Prawns Wash up on Beach in Chile

  (Thanks to Allen at Division)

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• MEANWHILE IN THE HELLHOLE KNOWN AS FLATHEAD COUNTY

  3:52 p.m. Someone called in asking what to do for a “beat up chicken” they found at the dump. Apparently, it looked as though the chicken “had been through a lot.”

  (Thanks to The Perts)

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• SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE, WE HOPE

  Heroic Beavers Save Salt Lake City

  (Thanks to wiredog)

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• THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

  Woman hid tadpoles in her mouth at airport

  (Thanks to Ralph)

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• 'WHAT HAPPENED, DEAR?'

  "I got stuck in traffic."

  (Thanks to Bill Moore and Matt Filar)

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• CANADA: LAND OF SAUCY SCRIMSHAWS

  ‘Whale bone porn’

  (Thanks to Martini Shark)

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• POLICE HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON

  Porta-potty serial arsonist sought

  (Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

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• APOCALYPSE UPDATE

  "Velociraptor" turkeys attack church-goers in Maryland

  (Thanks to Alkali Bill)

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• WE'LL NEVER FORGET WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE HEARD THE NEWS

  Kim Kardashian & Kanye Are Naming Their Baby North West

  (Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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